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@bigcontentguy @lexi_shannon Thanks for letting me use your water supply to save my barn and horses from a fire

@lexi_shannon i’ve never been more back

was this me per chance

@HughJanus1960 Frenchys then puking at practice

Can’t wait to walk through Third Ward and have a crack head walk up to me on my way to practice

People are about to find out Gruene hall doesn’t have AC for 600 bucks a pop lol

A CHAD might mog, But when the JESTER performs Even the KING sits to listen.

@feederofcats He would love Houston, Texas

Boris is blossoming into a huuuuuuge sweetie cutie baby boy who follows me around everywhere and likes to be carried like a large sack of potatoes you could have this thing IN YOUR HOUSE! friendsofbearcatrescue.org/adopt

fellas, the “us” text goes crazy on this one

Whenever the bar strings along 3+ good songs “Um this is just my playlist”

So sick how we can just go get beers with our boys every Friday forever. We could’ve been born when people were dying of typhoid and digging trenches but we were born at the same time as Miller Lite and Avicii. That’s so sick.

@Joeim1v Is this a @Joseph_Duarte burner

FYI. Wake Forest tried to snatch Houston’s chain with Braden East. They made a strong last minute push this week. Can confirm things got competitive.

Kay Adams spamming the stories to shade Russini?

@Tyre_94 I read somewhere is was 8 year olds lol

Prolly a high school football game too

@LordGhost____ @BarstoolBigCat

If you know a nigga that leaves the group chat for attention cut him off. hoe ass nigga

@BetMGM You can literally do this graphic for 300+ teams with worse results

Houston can't get over the hump 😬

the west alabama ice house should start selling sections

@Joseph_Duarte Trex known for having long arms

Texas A&M coach Bucky McMillan on Houston: “They look like five Tyrannosaurus. They are long, big, athletic …”

@BarstoolCoogs loved the Milos floaters tonight

Is Flemings middy back????

@MarchMadnessMBB @coog57 Still no footage of Wilt’s 100

On this day in 1966, Texas Western's "Glory Road" squad upset Kentucky to win the National Championship 👏 The Miners were the first team to start an all-black starting five in a Championship Game. #MarchMadness

@Sophisti88 @JonRothstein Please delete this

@JonRothstein Defending runner ups have not made it past the Sweet 16 since North Carolina (2017).

REGION OF PRESSURE (SOUTH REGION) NUGGET: Houston has either been a 1 or 2 seed in the five of the last six NCAA Tournaments under Kelvin Sampson.

26 with no rick or chrome, whats the fucking point