soft

when u tell a joke and no one laughs but another person said the same joke and everybody laughs

when u just thought of the perfect idea to bring up for ur group project but someone else just stoodup to say it

chelsea begging their next opponent to pls let them just score a goal

odegaard left madrid for arsenal, the next year madrid won 2 trophies carliofori left bologna for arsenal, the next season bologna won a trophy jesus left city for arsenal, the next season city won multiple trophies etc arsenal pls ugarte and malacia will help u out in ur defense

when a thief steals a phone from his friends house and it turns out to be his own

me: how much for point and kill? seller: 10k me: cut 3h own for me

why ashawo money still de go up abeg? na fuel dem de use?

u still be chosen for 2026, omo u never tire?

this question go hard for women ooh😭

@impeculiar1b xup hustlers

@PeakSxnti chelshit fc😅😅

"I will rather lose to Man City than go to champions league"

give us psg... city rather win us than for arsenal win the trophy we can beat united

burnaboy according to wizkid's comment "pussy ass nigga"🥶

the last time chelsea fc scored a goal, abuja cars was still a fiance😅😅

chelsea fans while watching garnacho masterclass against man u

make chelsea de go house abeg we don win. ooh dem de house already😅

opay after hearing how much mtn make for borrowing nigerians airtime and data

level wey i de now eeh, i de beg any almajiri wey beg me ooh😭

go france, find one babe, give am belle born 3 boys, send them go monaco and lyon wait make madrid and chelsea show, collect 100 meter from madrid 600 meter from chelsea. ur life don soft sooo ooh

just saw a soldier using a 17 promax and an s26 ultra. omo una no tell me say money de military ooh