The Homelander😤

@moneyacademyKE Naah 2000kes for 100mbps...langu jicho tu😅

Savanna Fibre to introduce new internet packages that will see consumers get double their internet speeds at new prices, effective May 1, 2026: They include: — 100 Mbps — Sh2,000 — 250 Mbps — Sh4,500 — 500 Mbps — Sh6,000 — 1 Gbps — Sh10,000

@miriamogb You must be stupid if you believe pregnancy was the reason she left granny🤌🏼

This guy dumped his 32 years old girlfriend and went on to marry a 22 years old girl. His excuse was that his girlfriend had gotten old and getting pregnant might be hard. He didn’t want to risk it. His girlfriend eventually met someone a year later and got married and immediately got pregnant . Presently, she has 2kids but the man at 37 still doesn’t have a child with his ‘young’ wife. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ClintonObonyo Haka hakananga noma ingekuwa leopard ungetii😅

mko sure hii si A.I, mimi ningetoka syaka 🕵

@FootballFunnys Most of these mfs have been underperforming

What's stopping this England team from winning the World Cup this year? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@beldinkaaray Laugh all you want but i used to be a tissue guy before but water is the way

@Nectar901 😂😂😂kwani unakunia nini😂💀💀

Mi sijaielewa how it works. Kama you don't have a bidet unachotanga maji na mkono alafu unasugua sphinchter? That's just nasty sorry😭😭💀💀💀

@atawsomish @niy2pretty Whats wrong with your keyboard

Calling????? That's the only time I would STFU

@FabrizioRomano Vinicius 👀

🚨🏆 Kylian Mbappé: “The best way to get to the World Cup in great shape is to win everything with Real Madrid”, told Telefoot.

@Davidkimmzz @ignyharaz2 Morio wangu alichomoka na fridge kule kieni supermarket ya ule mbunge flani ...kwa sudi watu walipita na tei na tv

@Nectar901 @ignyharaz2 😂😂😂😂 Dio naona matokeo ya June SAA hii kwa timeline weuh!!

Haka ka video buana 🤣 Mtu ameweka cylinder ya welding kwa kan singo. Hapa niko sure Muhindi analia mahali 🤣🤣 Uki refill sahii inasahau mambo ya gas hadi Sifuna aingie kwa kiti

@atawsomish @niy2pretty Who are you...a 13 year old?

@niy2pretty Me personally im making several calls...like to a realtor that can sell me enough land to make a small country and a massive construction team to hire their entire company to build everything I want😂

@stevewainan @KenyanSays Boxing ni yako

@KenyanSays These clowns about to make a fool out of Boxing and the country...wangepelekwa tu streets wapigane this is a mockery to boxing as a sport.

Barely a week before the boxing match, Mbavu didn’t know that his fight with Majembe would have a referee.

@NiqueAnthony @easybabajay @just_tlhogii Never

@Nectar901 @easybabajay @just_tlhogii If she squeezes it with her walls then give me her number bro🤣🤣

Does sex in different positions feel different for men or just women ?

@elonmusk Chief i just need the voice assistant in Grok PC ...it will be really helpful

Grok gives great advice

@Davidkimmzz @ignyharaz2 Kwani june protests mlikuwa wapi...wepesi walifagia gas cylinders mbaya sana

@ignyharaz2 Hiyo labdah alinunua from wepesi kidu 3K hivi 😂😂

@localboyNY Ukwaju huu

How do you call them in your local language

@LarryMadowo Are you helpinf them in anyway by tweeting this?

Tanzanians online call their country Malawi to confuse state monitors and avoid abductions

Some Kenyans and Tanzanians are so angry at their governments and elected officials that they celebrate when leaders die. The disillusionment is deep!

@TheDamiForeign @LaNo_Twits Money isnt always legacy or power dumbass

@LaNo_Twits Wizkid fit still get money pass am

Who be this guy wey Wizkid Dey bend greet?😳😂

@kidarto254 @thombrider254 Izi fake huwa ni printed tu😅

@thombrider254 😂si inakuanga imepigwa uzi round.

Tunajua economy ni mbaya lakini watu waache kushona airforce 😂😭

@BBevvone @matheka_01 @AmbrosMr_ Exactly

@matheka_01 @AmbrosMr_ Mapua hua itchy out of nowhere

After umejikuna sehemu nyeti nini upeleka mkono kwa mapua

@matheka_01 Pua immediately inawashanga bana

@emonyoensae Hii na calculus🫴🏼😅

This was free marks back in high school😂