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I really need to update this. Basically, I'm still alive.

New Hampshire Katılım Mart 2008
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Derrick Evans
Derrick Evans@DerrickEvans4WV·
World War 11 🤣
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The Mossad: Satirical and Awesome
DECLASSIFIED Elite Mossad K-9 units trained to flush the toilet repeatedly while you shower causing water to go from scalding to freezing.
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Eric S. Raymond
Eric S. Raymond@esrtweet·
Never in my lifetime has it been so easy to guess who the retard on the Supreme Court is. I have a theory that Ketanji Brown Jackson is actually pushing the court to the right because her opinions are so dizzyingly stupid that none of the Justices want to be on the same side of an opinion with her.
Sam@sclemens1980

Q: how do you say: "shut up, retard" in scotus?

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Lily Tang Williams
Lily Tang Williams@Lily4Liberty·
I am grateful for my individual donors across the country who helped me to raise $870K ending on 3/31, with cash on hand $573K. I am proud to say the top state where my campaign donations came from is New Hampshire. Maggie Goodlander's top donors state is New York, 75 PACs, while I have none. She raised $4M with $2M cash on hand. I need all the help I can get to win. It is an uphill battle, but I am used to it. See you on 5/20 or donate here with a mailing address. lilytangwilliams.com/congress/donat…
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Lily Tang Williams
Lily Tang Williams@Lily4Liberty·
1. Congressional Term Limits 2. Single-Issue Bills Only 3. End Funding by Continuing Resolutions (CRs) 4. Ban Stock Trading by Members of Congress 5. Balanced Budget Amendment 6. Zero-Based Budgeting for Every Agency 7. Ban All Earmarks and Pork-Barrel Spending 8. Strict Lobbying and Revolving-Door Reforms 9. Real-Time Transparency 10. Independent Ethics Enforcement
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The Fat Electrician
The Fat Electrician@Fat_Electrician·
@The_King_Trout How dare u assume i hate our government as much as a foreigner. I hate it way more.
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IT Unprofessional
IT Unprofessional@it_unprofession·
My refrigerator sent me a push notification that I'm eating too much dairy. I didn't ask for this feature. I just wanted a machine that dispensed crushed ice and kept my milk cold. Instead I bought a $3K appliance that acts like a judgmental nutritionist. Yesterday I tried to open the crisper drawer to get a block of cheddar. The fridge locked the drawer and suggested a handful of almonds via the LCD screen. I'm a grown man paying a mortgage. I had to unplug the entire unit just to make a grilled cheese sandwich. Now all my condiments are warm but I've reestablished dominance over my kitchen. Tomorrow I'm going to eat a stick of butter right in front of the internal camera. I won't be bullied by a Samsung.
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