Chris Needham

@HeroDividend Blowing the fuck out of other countries.

Without googling, name ONE thing The United States of America is famous for

@HCfootball01 Donny need a holding midfielder to break up play and keep us in possession. Current young midfielders too keen to "get rid". Injuries starting to pile up too.

With the end of the window approaching us quickly - what position or positions do you feel you need before it closes? I’ll do a little thread on possible options to end the window the way I started.

@Tonyprescott101 Hey man, are you making the trip to Donny?

I love it when #everton twitter gets all positive. We’re gonna win the lot, Another roll of the dyche, 4-0 opening day win!

Summer mornings man!! Appreciate it people!!!

@EL300706 @drfc_official @Carabao_Cup I actually wanted Everton away for that reason.

@drfc_official @Carabao_Cup Would’ve been your last chance to come to goodison if it was home, unlucky

We will host Everton in the second round of the @Carabao_Cup 🔴⚪ #drfc 🔴⚪

@Reverend_Makers War is just another way of syphoning money out of the system and diverting it back to themselves.

@NeedhamChris10 Innit

To be crystal clear You can oppose wars , think they’re unjust, illegal and immoral It does not mean you hate or disrespect soldiers To conflate the two is disingenuous or just plain thick

@bbcweather Shall we lockdown now or Tuesday evening?

There'll be a little bit of rain next week but it's not looking too bad for most of the time. Temperatures rising by Wed, especially Thursday to bring a very warm and humid day. Only temporarily mind you..📈📉 bbc.co.uk/weather | Simon

@VancityReynolds @Wrexham_AFC @MKDonsFC @RealHughJackman @steaddotphotos Circus FC

Epic opening day at @wrexham_afc. The @MKDonsFC played like heroes. Big thanks to @RealHughJackman for stepping in as “Admiral Vice Football Operations Ombudsman” but I just found out you made that fucking title up. 📷: @steaddotphotos

@Matt_Walker96 Richard Wood getting it too. Unreal, 1 match, 1 fuckin match!

Always look forward to seeing which player has been written off after 1 game of the season. Looks like Joe Ironside is the unfortunate one this season

@GreenpeaceUK So the PM doesn't have security around his mansion and these speccy cunts put a ladder up his house and cat ladders on his roof and draped black sheets over his house? OK then.

🚨BREAKING: Climbers are on the roof of Rishi Sunak’s mansion draping it in 200 metres of oily-black fabric to drive home the dangerous consequences of a new drilling frenzy. #StopRosebank #NoNewOil

@dom_lucre Been caught with his cock in the butler?

🔥🚨BREAKING NEWS: Justin Trudeau and wife just announced that they are getting a divorce after 18 years of marriage, Canadians are asking if she saw my THREAD?

@HCfootball01 Looking like 4-3-3 at Donny

What formation will your team be using next season, interested to look in to some teams in depth?

@sexpistols My lad playing the part of Cookie with The Sex Pistols Exposé @NeedhamLeo

Happy birthday Cookie!

@sexpistols @NeedhamLeo

Sex Pistols performing 'Holidays In The Sun' in 1978 at the Longhorn Ballroom in Dallas, TX.

@dom_lucre Gus, your wife's a mutha fuckin Big Foot.

Please caption this, I can’t.

@bbcweather Wettest July since Noah built his ark no doubt.

If you think July has felt like a wet month, you'd be right. Here's the rainfall that's fallen so far compared to the expected amount for an average July. It's been wet for all parts - the wettest area being north-west England and north Wales.

@bbcweather Will it be warmer than the Medieval Warm Period (MWP) c950 to 1250? Almost like it's cyclical.

Remember the record-breaking UK heat experienced last year? The Met Office says it will be the norm by 2060, if carbon emissions are as expected. Here's more info: bbc.in/3QkYGJ3

@BigGazLaw Excellent summary Gaz.