Alisha Mason

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Alisha Mason

Alisha Mason

@NeedsIceCream

just imagine there's the little soft serve ice cream emoji right here instead of these stupid words. voice actor/artist/mom

Bakersfield, CA Katılım Temmuz 2015
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Alisha Mason
Alisha Mason@NeedsIceCream·
Talking crushes with my girls - Dessa “I think I’d like a guy with a beard.” Allele “Good luck finding that in 3rd grade.”
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Anya Stanley
Anya Stanley@BookishPlinko·
Childs and MacReady at the end of THE THING
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Alisha Mason@NeedsIceCream·
I’d much rather be home watching a cartoon horse show but instead I’m learning barbering skills.
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Alisha Mason@NeedsIceCream·
“Stop being a pussy- just say Penis.” - my 14yo daughter talking about kids her age who use the word “PeePee”.
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wint
wint@dril·
mr. Game your Dick off 2019
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Kurt Vonnegut@Kurt_Vonnegut·
Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.
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wint
wint@dril·
i hate it when doctors say Shit like "Take two and call me in the morning" . why dont yoy take two kisses of the butt crack of my ass
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MC Griffin
MC Griffin@scrapbrainzone·
“A guy should have a little mustard” -My Dad
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1984’s George Whorewell
1984’s George Whorewell@EwdatsGROSS·
1st base: sex 2nd base: explaining all the ways your parents fucked you up that prevent you from feeling adequate and successful 3rd base: hanging out during sunlight hours 4th base: adding your relationship to any form of social media
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Kurt Vonnegut
Kurt Vonnegut@Kurt_Vonnegut·
You want to know something? We are still in the Dark Ages. The Dark Ages--they haven't ended yet.
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DavidTL
DavidTL@dtlurker·
“Can’t believe these Internet bitches be stealin’ my tweet jokes.” - Abraham Lincoln
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Alisha Mason@NeedsIceCream·
@kDuncanG It’s what keeps me coming back honestly.
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Air Bud Dwyer
Air Bud Dwyer@kDuncanG·
listen, i know you don't like me because i'm not that funny and i try too hard, but consider this: i'm fuckin stupid as hell
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Alisha Mason
Alisha Mason@NeedsIceCream·
@scrapbrainzone There has to be some kind of recompense for how shitty literally everything in the world else is.
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MC Griffin
MC Griffin@scrapbrainzone·
There’s live action adaptations of Umbrella Academy, Doom Patrol and The Boys, all this year, and they’re all good. What the fuck???
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MC Griffin
MC Griffin@scrapbrainzone·
A sketchbook is like a gun that shoots ideas, and the ink from my pen is like a bullet. What I’m saying is I’ll never leave home without one again.
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Alisha Mason
Alisha Mason@NeedsIceCream·
@CuddlyClover I love you. Just breathing in and out the air is enough. Rest if you feel tired, take the time you need. There’s a beautiful world of love you’re a part of.
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🎀Manifestation of Desire🎀 (comms open)
I'm really tired. I'm really tired of being just constantly terrified that what I contribute to my work, my relationships, the world is not enough, and it'll never be enough.
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