Alisha Mason

Talking crushes with my girls - Dessa “I think I’d like a guy with a beard.” Allele “Good luck finding that in 3rd grade.”

Childs and MacReady at the end of THE THING

I’d much rather be home watching a cartoon horse show but instead I’m learning barbering skills.

“Stop being a pussy- just say Penis.” - my 14yo daughter talking about kids her age who use the word “PeePee”.

mr. Game your Dick off 2019

Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.

i hate it when doctors say Shit like "Take two and call me in the morning" . why dont yoy take two kisses of the butt crack of my ass

@CuddlyClover I did! It’s so good!

@NeedsIceCream Did you see me leaf cloak Rizzo made for me?!

I never dress up for Halloween. Should I do that? If so, as what? Maybe I'll just wear my leaf cloak again!

@scrapbrainzone never

“A guy should have a little mustard” -My Dad

1st base: sex 2nd base: explaining all the ways your parents fucked you up that prevent you from feeling adequate and successful 3rd base: hanging out during sunlight hours 4th base: adding your relationship to any form of social media

You want to know something? We are still in the Dark Ages. The Dark Ages--they haven't ended yet.

“Can’t believe these Internet bitches be stealin’ my tweet jokes.” - Abraham Lincoln

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@DustinMartian Oh this is heartbreak.

L.A, it’s been sad watching you die.

@kDuncanG It’s what keeps me coming back honestly.

listen, i know you don't like me because i'm not that funny and i try too hard, but consider this: i'm fuckin stupid as hell

@scrapbrainzone There has to be some kind of recompense for how shitty literally everything in the world else is.

There’s live action adaptations of Umbrella Academy, Doom Patrol and The Boys, all this year, and they’re all good. What the fuck???

@scrapbrainzone I LEFT MY GUN* AT YOUR APARTMENT.

A sketchbook is like a gun that shoots ideas, and the ink from my pen is like a bullet. What I’m saying is I’ll never leave home without one again.

@CuddlyClover I love you. Just breathing in and out the air is enough. Rest if you feel tired, take the time you need. There’s a beautiful world of love you’re a part of.

I'm really tired. I'm really tired of being just constantly terrified that what I contribute to my work, my relationships, the world is not enough, and it'll never be enough.

Being alive is weird 💕

@CuddlyClover EVERY SECOND OF EVERY DAY

Ya'll ever think about tech decks?