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Sky's the limit when you're building from the ground up. Framing out the future under this blue canvas #Menatwork #MyJobMyPride Phase one ✌🏽❤️

@MrPeace505 @premierleague JP scored without looking at the goalkeeper/Goalpost and he’s not on their rigged shortlist

For every dark night, there's a brighter day

@iam_eson Best of the best 💯

If na your FIRST car and you wan buy Toyota Matrix, abeg target 2005–2006 model with the 1.8 engine. That model na the real “I no wan see mechanic every weekend” starter pack for Nigeria 😂

@premierleague You are not serious.

A seriously STACKED shortlist 😍 It’s time to vote for your Guinness Goal of the Season 🙌 preml.ge/gots26x

@wakaziben @MrPeace505 @premierleague JP scored without looking at the goalkeeper/Goalpost and you’re here saying it’s a normal goal 🤣

@MrPeace505 @premierleague This is a normal goal. Forget the overhead kick

@MrPeace505 @premierleague They really messed up I’ve been looking for this clip

The Premier League season is complete.

Please how can I stop seeing any tweets related to Chelsea till further notice 😩

Dear football, Today, I want to share with you that this season will be my last as a professional footballer. After so many years living my dream, I feel it’s time to start a new chapter in my life. Being honest, even though I have been preparing myself for this moment, I found it hard to write this letter. After 20 seasons , many people have played an important role in my career. When I first kicked a ball as a child in Pamplona with my schoolmates, I never imagined the amazing journey ahead. I’m grateful for every moment: the wins, the tough losses, the challenges, and most of all, the people I’ve met and the friendships I’ve made along the way. To my teammates, coaches, and every staff member at all the clubs I’ve been lucky to be part of, thank you for helping me grow as a person and a player every day. Wearing the shirts of CA Osasuna, Olympique Marseille, Chelsea FC, Atlético de Madrid, Sevilla FC, and representing my country at the biggest stages has been a true privilege. Every moment has meant so much to me…

@DurkioWiz I’ve once kept my hair for five weeks because I traveled out of town and I didn’t want any other barber to touch my hair

“My husband went to barb his hair and came back without barbing his hair & I asked why, he said cuz his barber travelled cuz his father di3d, I told him to go to another & he refused saying it doesn’t work like that” —-Nigerian lady in shock about Men’s loyalty to their barbers

@Nat_cfc He’s a proper baller

Unpopular opinion: Enzo Fernandez is unreplaceable.

This one no be Cho Cho Cho Run am if e easy

Worth the wait. @Arsenal win their first title in 22 years.

@Wizarab10 And you will be eating the pepper soup sweating heavily under ceiling fan that’s blowing hot every angle 😂

I need a very local restaurant in a very brash neighborhood where the street is paved with very bad road and bad intentions, hidden behind worn out buildings where people double park on very narrow roads, and the AC has more heat than cool. The sort of restaurant where the seller is fat, feigning busy and never smiling over a very large pot of soup, and the pepper in the peppersoup gives you instant headache. I need that peppersoup spot to dey alright.

@Wizarab10 9ice said this years ago

I went to buy cow legs today. The woman was also selling pomo. The pomo sales was moving fast. I had to wonder if we love polo this much or people are eating it in place of meat.

Well deserved 💙

Joao Pedro is our 25/26 Player of the Season. 🇧🇷💙

Chelsea's last six domestic finals: ❌ 2019 EFL Cup ❌ 2020 FA Cup ❌ 2021 FA Cup ❌ 2022 EFL Cup ❌ 2022 FA Cup ❌ 2026 FA Cup Last six finals outside of England: 🏆 2019 UEL 🏆 2021 UCL 🏆 2021 UEFA Super Cup 🏆 2021 Club World Cup 🏆 2025 UECL 🏆 2025 Club World Cup

Toyota didn't just build a car. They built a Nigerian survival kit on four wheels. 🇳🇬