Neighbor Guy (me/my)

@patrickbetdavid Fine, I'll say it. @davematthewsbnd

What's the best concert you've ever been to?

@dissidentwest NHL Hitz 2002

What’s the best video game of all time? (The only correct answer is Halo 2)

@makcuk @TRIGGERHAPPYV1 How are you gonna collect from someone without a job?

@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Once my son cracked a screen on a school iPad, we were charged $175 in repairs. If it disappears, I believe the full cost will be applied. So what is the problem?

Public schools in Chicago reveal that 77,505 electronic devices were stolen or lost with 36 schools reporting EVERY SINGLE device was missing during the 2021-2022 school year worth an estimated $23 million

@robnoerr What a scum bag

“I just wanna blow all the Crucible fans” - Brian Shapiro

@MrAustinPredict I wish

Michiganders, do the roads near you look like this?

@NCAAFDivisionIV @101sfinance @StockMKTNewz DND is my default.

@101sfinance @StockMKTNewz Objectively false. Best feature is silence unknown callers

Never forget that Tim Cook was in charge of Apple when they created this

@timmettehowdy @OctoDragonNinja @navyhato Except I'm not because your mom was a consenting adult.

@Neighbrguy @OctoDragonNinja @navyhato keep being retarded, pedophile.

Which of these six body types is most attractive? Or, number best to least best.

@timmettehowdy @OctoDragonNinja @navyhato Keep yelling at the clouds, clown.

@Neighbrguy @OctoDragonNinja @navyhato lmao i'd say coming out as a pedophile is something that does deserve outrage. you're honestly pretty fucking stupid and also a disgusting retard

@timmettehowdy @OctoDragonNinja @navyhato I don't know what the hell you're rambling about but women generally gain weight as they age. I called you a retard because fake outrage is retarded.

@Neighbrguy @OctoDragonNinja @navyhato obviously people age, but past puberty, which she should be, nobody's body goes through any significant changes that makes someone unrecognizable. at least not without surgery. dont understand why the fuck you're calling me a retard for, though

@timmettehowdy @OctoDragonNinja @navyhato Unless you're marrying a geriatric patient, she's gonna age. Do you retards think fake outrage might get you laid one day?

@Neighbrguy @OctoDragonNinja @navyhato "as she ages" buddy you think this is a little girl or something? honestly disgusting

@OctoDragonNinja @navyhato And she'll put some weight on as she ages. Starting thick always ends in fat.

@navyhato I’ll take 5. Petite is the best!

Living in a nursing home shouldn’t mean giving up everyday freedoms. I just signed a bill allowing seniors living in nursing homes to consume alcohol - so that everyone can enjoy happy hour!

@DrRitaDed Hell yeah

Here's an idea. Tax the rich. Anyone earning over 180k per year should get taxed at 100% No one needs to be earning that much. Redistribute the wealth.

@joeroganhq Many of the people who moved out of CA were Trumpers who wanted a free state tax ride in Florida and to be around more of their cult members.

@paleochristcon @robnoerr @Support He's also a boomer when it comes to tech. Please be patient with him.

The account @robnoerr has been hacked. He has been trying to work with support but cant get ahold of a human being to help him @Support

@MrImranPk Hell yeah he is

Dear Americans, Your president is a madman.

@princeofthef4ll @Daily_MailUS Diversity is strenth!

@Daily_MailUS Luckily they brought an indian. He can teach them how to poo on the floor and wipe with their hand! Itll be a great chance to share his diverse culture!

Crisis in space as Artemis II toilet breaks leaving astronauts with no other options

@AzPetrich We don't know what Jesus looked like because He looks like everyone.

Just a reminder for Christian's celebrating Easter this week. Jesus looked like the guy in the first picture - not the second.

@RoninMiner @BenJustman Selling at a gain is taxable - having a mortgage or not is irrelevant.

@Neighbrguy @BenJustman Now that they're selling their paid off home.

GFs parents said they were gonna pay off their mortgage. My dumb ass asked the rate and didn't bite my tongue fast enough when they said 2%. 🤦

@RoninMiner @BenJustman Paying off a mortgage is not a taxable event

@BenJustman $500,000 profit for a couple before you pay capital gains tax. Even on primary residence. My folks paid $200k for their house and it's probably close to a million now. Paid it off and are now facing $300k cap gains