Statement from Pontarddulais Cricket Club on behalf of Dafydd Davies:
Dafydd and the club would like to thank everyone for the messages of support and well wishes following yesterday’s incident. He's feeling a bit groggy and is currently awaiting the results of X-rays
It's a dirty story of a dirty man, And his minging wife doesn't understand. He grifts his living from the Daily Mail, he’s a sweaty knob, But he wants to be a paperback writer, Paperback writer.
Boris Johnson’s book can now be ignored in paperback