@ColCacchio , after more than 20 years of eating there, waiter is surprised when I don't like my avo cooked under salamander when kitchen fucks up. Country fucked up, please don't fuck up my pizza!
Staying at the Vineyard Hotel (probably my favourite hotel, I go back to time and time again in Cape Town) and everytime
I see this quote from Lady Anne Barnard (from a couple of hundred years ago) it brings a smile to my face.