Nells Nelson (1 Time TOTW)

Netflix and hbo executives getting ready to hire Dave Franco to play Luigi Mangione in a 4 part documentary x.com/champssports/s…

@BennyBurt5 Deviled eggs?????

Happy thanksgiving, read it and weep‼️

@RonsGoodTweets Up $350 on his current bookie* Down $5k to the other 5 he’s currently dodging

My college aged cousin telling the family he’s $350 up on his bets today and “makes a few hundred a month on prize picks”

Sister is in town so I’m now about to teach the boys the N-Word

replied to a work email on my phone in front of my dad

Bartenders the second their hands touch a TV remote

“Are you Italian by chance?”

@ChesterMuff1958 Only thing I regret is how much it cost to actually go to a d3 school. I wouldve saved myself thousands going to a state school off the rip

so apparently girls don't like it when you use an android emulator on a date to scam mcdonalds out of 30 nuggets

@playpigeonss Non ball knowers

When I'm grinding I pace around my office talking on my phone and drinking water then Diet Coke and yelling and cussing and everyone hates it so bad. They should chill out

Jake Paul has challenged Junior Soprano for his next fight

@shantathequeen Over and I know it cashed

played 9 holes. guess my score. O/U set at 50.5

Seriously 😂 @TheBabylonBee

@up_glove @RonsGoodTweets @kind_wizird @shantathequeen Took a gander at these so called “big time coaches” - never heard of any of em. Ever heard of a guy named Scottie Scheffler? Hes fully endorsed SGC. I’m sure your products are good, they’re just not as good as the products at StapleGolfCo

@RonsGoodTweets @kind_wizird @shantathequeen 🤣🤣... Ron we stand by our product. We have one of the highest glove ratings in the game. We have endorsements from some pretty big time coaches in the game. But hey you do you...

golf this morning. wish i had a glove anyone know a good glove company?

just spitballing here but what if instead of a beer glass that makes you drink slower, there were a longbeck beer bottle with ridges in the neck (almost like a vortex) that shot beer down your throat at record speeds

@barstoolsports @StoolBaseball While this is clearly the wrong call by blue, it couldn’t have happened to a more deserving player lmao

Jose Altuve says he fouled a ball off his foot while the home plate ump says he didn’t. Altuve showed him his bare foot & got ejected @StoolBaseball

“Will Levis drops back”

@justinboldaji Top notch pie there

My wife got me a cast iron baking pan for my birthday and I made easily my best pizza yet

With the tv right there too! What a guy!

@ScottyCameron And with an affordable price tag of $5500-7k (even though it costs nothing extra to make) I’m sure the everyday golfer can afford 2 of them!

This may be the first-ever offering of a 34-inch Select F-3 Del Mar Tourtype SSS in Tour Black. This beauty in Studio Stainless Steel (SSS) comes with a gray Tour Only Pistolini Plus grip matched with a Tour Black shaft and a new Rush Rocket Stick Figure Circle T headcover. Coming soon to Scotty's online gallery.