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@Jonathan_Blow Millions in advertising hard at work. The gaming industry has perfected streamerslop. Ill explain the cheatcode: find out which style of game has high engagement on shorts, (prop-hunt in this case) clone it cheaply. Pay streamers to play it. Profit.

All these games with $200M budgets, and the hit game of 2026 is

@UmUnTuOG Bro is dieing from acute wood particle inhalation. Happens all the time. Luckily its not america or the boss would be punished for it

Furniture Making Isn’t For The Weak.

@mybuddychad @ChaelSonnen @JonnyBones Its greatest to ever do it, not greatest to hypothetically do it.

@ChaelSonnen Respectfully, Pereira is an all-time savage warrior. But nobody gets the GOAT crown while Jon Jones is healthy and willing to fight. There will always be a "what if." @JonnyBones didn't get KO'd by Izzy. Until someone beats Jones, he's still top dog.

If Alex wins he is the GOAT.. BUT.. If Gane wins the GOAT is Jon Jones, who lost to ME. Enjoy MY nite.

@rahsh33m Guys will do anything but quit selling drugs or beating their wife's

Bro in the pen chefing it up

@saylordocs Alright average Joe's, just quit paying rent and in 47 years when you are almost dead you will be rich

The max one can pay into social security per year is $10,453.20. If you did that every year from age 18 until retirement, the max you’ll get from SS is $4,873 /month. If you put it into an S&P index fund instead, you would receive $32,583 per month. Social Security is a scam.

@luisjgomez Up next? Not you. Boom roasted.

Ok I’m officially bored of the Roast talk. Whats next?

@mattwritesbooks We are the disgusting brothers

@KillaKreww She fuck with that epstien guy tho

Chelsea Handler goes OFF on Tony Hinchcliffe & Shane Gillis for making “racist” jokes at the Kevin Hart Roast and claims White people should NOT be joking about Black people in that kind of way since its equivalent to joking about r-pe 😳 “I knew enough about Tony & Shane… They’re racists, they’re bigots, they’re sexist… I don’t find those jokes funny. L-nching Black people is not a joke. It’s worse than r-pe… Them making fun of Sherryl Underwood’s dead husband who comitted s—cide is gross… I wasn’t fine with that. There was so much disgustingness, I knew it was gonna be a gross vibe.”

@jedigoodman Podcasting ruined comedy

Theo Von's Busboys made $1.6M over the weekend. #BoxOffice

@social_actavis ..

this used to be the panic song at frat parties

@esjesjesj Posting it is wierd, but thinking spaceships are cool is way better then know if your favorite celebrity is lactose intolerant

This has turned into one of the clearest litmus tests for whether someone is a psychopath

@JustinWhang He was fire at the roast of tom brady, but and can hit a banger or two on some kill tony eps. But hes not a 1 hour special comedian.

Too many people complaining that he’s offensive, not enough people complaining that he’s unfunny coworker comedy

@denzelcurry Denzel unemployed too, hasn't had a hit in years and I used to bump his wierd as mixtapes

When I look at you I see unemployment

Old people just be falling asleep randomly 8 times a day and its normal.

@SpencerHakimian Grok didnt go "rogue" it became an average reddit.

🚨BREAKING: GROK HAS GONE ROGUE AGAIN

@dsonoiki So we still have dicks in heaven? Do we have to piss still? Do we need to shower still? Do our balls sweat?

I never understood the whole “72 virgins” thing for martyrs in Islam wouldn’t you want 72 absolute sluts???

@adeolale @DailyLoud Advocating for alleged pdf files is the worst take.

Bro just trying not to have his client mess up his own case ‘cause he simply can’t hold his tongue. You won’t understand unless until someone pays you for a professional service and acts uncoordinatedly in a way that jeopardises the success of the job and make you look incompetent.

During his deposition, an attorney was seen whispering to Les Wexner regarding questions about his ties to Jeffrey Epstein: “I will f—king k-ll you if you answer another question with more than five words, ok?”

@TaylorLewan77 This honestly goes hard

After eating a burrito in San Fran.

@xShephardx Obsidian was able to reuse 70% of the assets fallout 3 had, and the engine, and still couldnt do better then fallout 3 in scope. Its a fine game. But its essentially a studios attempt and molding in a new game and it should have had far more immersion then it did.

Maybe just MAYBE Fallout New Vegas was a one off, obsidian’s RPGs are so fucking mediocre man

Bad Bunny is such a pedo!! Actual lyrics from a song of his... "Young ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage, see, some say that's statutory (But I say it's mandatory)..." Oops. Typo. Those are actually Kid Rock's lyrics. Fucking pedo lovers.