My Reality ≠ Your Expectation

So yeah... I did a thing! youtu.be/2p3HJ3qBSJ4

December - February 🎧

My daughter’s lemonade stand was struggling, so we pivoted to AI compute. She’s been acquired by Microsoft for $1.2 billion.

@ozalpos @sxarlights She was just hoping she didn't get dragged into it too. Because we know she throws shade too

@sxarlights Likeee😭😭😭

drunk janine finally going after ava 😭😭 #AbbottElementary

@iruletheworldmo @huskirl FR it's only a matter of time till he starts a comparison series.

@huskirl we want these with claude and gemini bro

@penuelist_ @LilithBlack25 @VusiThembekwayo But we're voting those ppl in. Pay attention and vote for the change you want to see.

@LilithBlack25 @VusiThembekwayo - Make all politicians use public schools, public healthcare & public transport. - Bar them from investing in the private sector at all. - Proper systems of measuring deliverables & consequences for failing. But guess who must implement all this??? Same politicians!!!

Our priority should be making politics unprofitable

🚨 STUDY: 95% of Americans have paid more of their income in taxes as a result of Trump's tax policies.

If you paid even a penny in federal income tax last year, you paid more than: Tesla Southwest Disney Live Nation HP United PayPal CVS Health Palantir Citigroup PG&E 3M That's right. They paid $0 in federal income tax. It's time for big corporations to pay their fair share.

@markgadala I'm glad!

This story is insane: • american streamer goes to south korea to do content like a lunatic • dances on a memorial for wwii sex slaves, plays north korean propaganda on the subway, throws ramen at a store owner like a psychopath • the country puts a BOUNTY on his location • a former korean navy seal finds him and knocks him out cold on a live stream • he gets arrested, charged with 8 counts including deepfake sexual violence crimes • shows up to his first court date an hour late, hungover, in a maga hat • calls south korea a "us vassal state" in open court • prosecution asks for 3 years hard labor • his mom files a petition begging the judge for leniency • his last words before sentencing: "i haven't done anything to offend anyone during these proceedings, which shows i learned my lesson" • judge sentences him anyway, has him handcuffed in the courtroom on the spot • and when he finally gets deported back to america, he has to register as a sex offender

@it_unprofession Blink did something similar to me 5 years ago. They never got that measly $20 and I didn't pay that cancellation fee. Fuck they thought this was.

Canceling a gym membership shouldn't require a hostage negotiation. I joined a local fitness club three years ago and stopped going almost immediately. Yesterday I finally decided to stop paying the monthly fee. I logged into their app. There is no cancel button anywhere in the UI. I checked the website and it told me to call support. Support told me I had to submit a cancellation request in person. I drove to the gym on my lunch break. The manager looked at me like I was abandoning a puppy. He asked why I was leaving. I told him my personal ROI on this membership is completely negative. He offered to freeze my account for a small maintenance fee. I told him I just want to sever ties entirely. He sighed and said I need to provide a handwritten letter of intent and thirty days notice. I am currently drafting a formal breakup letter to an elliptical machine. I might just cancel my credit card. It seems easier.

And another one, thank you! So many films coming out this year that I'm excited about.

@TallFineBoy @odedanilo No. 4 + 5. Take 2 milly from the 100 and invest the rest.... You won't need 2 million a month going forward. Choose a job you already do... Get paid to tweet, try food, try hotels something cool that would provide exciting experiences everyday.

@odedanilo 100 million right now 2 million per month This is the ONLY right answer

You can only pick two 1. A new car 2. ⁠2 million per month 3. ⁠Unlimited free food 4. ⁠Job of choice 5. ⁠100 million right now

4 + 5 easily!

I don't even know what to say at this point

Excited! My zephyrus G14 should be coming in today! Time to get serious about creating any and everything in my notes 🙂‍↔️

Listen if you have to go to court against a corp choose a jury every time, unless the case is complicated.

"Making 100k a year is a great achievement" is relative. In most major cities that's just getting by, especially if you're a single income household. The Internet isn't fooling anyone. That's not enough in today's world. Look at how companies profit progressed vs incomes.

@chanelbarbie0 The spread inside was also 🔥

@chanelbarbie0 One of my fav King covers

Is King magazine a thing still ?

It's not like they don't benefit from it. You get credits towards your Social Security, not to mention all the other things taxes pay for.

Dead ass!!!