Neo Mmethi

Take it personal. Patterns don't lie

Much to do, much to learn, much to be.

You really gotta run a strict program or your life will be a circus

Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Xabi Alonso as Manager of the Men’s Team. The Spaniard will begin his role on July 1, 2026, having agreed a four-year contract at Stamford Bridge. Welcome to Chelsea, Xabi!

🚨🔵 Xabi Alonso will be announced as new Chelsea manager very soon on a FOUR year contract, valid until June 2030. Everything agreed as Xabi will be in London in the next days to start this new chapter. Understand he’ll be very much involved in Chelsea summer transfer plans.

🚨 BREAKING: Xabi Alonso has accepted to become Chelsea next manager, HERE WE GO! 🔵🔜 The agreement is set to be completed. #CFC prepare official announcement for the upcoming days, but Xabi said YES. 💣

Coworkers hate a quiet person that minds their business

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Don’t forget to overthink the best case scenario too.

Normalize losing arguments on purpose so you can go on with your day.

In South Africa when you borrow someone money, you have to explain to them why you need it back😂💔

The next three weeks are gonna be peak football banter

“Muye” 🕴🏿✨✨✨✨✨

Our phones better be this dry when we make it bro.

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You’re in total control of noise, temperature, fragrances, odors, organization, cleanliness, aura, lighting… everything bruh!!!

𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐊𝐈 𝐆𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐘 🏆🔥 Orlando Pirates finish top of the 2025/26 #DstvDiskiChallenge 🏴‍☠️🙌 #SSDiski

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the most important thing is to start, everything di tla kopana ko pele.

Adulting is just saying “after this month I’ll be okay” every month.