Neo-Gambit

Sometimes life hands you lemons. Sometimes life hands you a squirrel on your knee. It's a nutty world, I'm just living in it.

I heard some states #Idaho make it illegal to hang nuts from your tow hitch... So it is now my patriotic duty.

@timruss2 You should stick to reading scripts, Tim. People like you spewing hate are what makes this country a "divided shit hole" as you put it. Your "side" claims to be better, how about showing it for once?

Huh?? Trump said he “couldn’t care less about how we fix this country.” Isn’t he supposed to be all about “making America Great Again???” Wouldn’t that fall under fixing the country? Or does he prefer it being a divided “shit hole”?

What does Pearl the Squirrel like for breakfast? Grapenuts!

Just when I think the world can't possibly get more stupid, I wake up.

Tonight. We invite you to join us for a brand new TTRPG campaign. The fun starts at 7.30pm cst over at twitch.tv/howreroll

Today's forecast: copper, coral, and critters. Probably gonna need help naming this one.

tonight! 7.30pm cst. Join the mildwood family in the fidatov manor. The Party just took a bad turn and things just got "unlucky" for the Mildwood family #dnd twitch.tv/howreroll

Tonight. We joinnthe Mildwoond family at a swanky Party near kresk. All the pampering they can handle and gourmet food they can eat, and all the twists and turns they can swallow! 7.30pm cst twitch.tv/howreroll #dnd

Happy Easter from Quail-Hare Acres!

Hooters going tits up wasn't on my 2025 Bingo card... dammit.

Tonight. The mildwoods have killed Baba Lasaga, and are at the stone circle in Berez. What awaits them? join us at 7.30pm cst twitch.tv/howreroll #dnd "A Relative Curse of Strahd"

@fabisramos_ I mean, it's better than the alternative...

Idk why I posted a bear pooping, but ok.

Today we start our third trimester!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

@fabisramos_ Guess who's getting a helicopter ride, if a forest fire breaks out? 🤣

Tô tomando tanta, mas tanta água, que se a água do mundo acabar, eu me responsabilizo.

Had lunch on the river in Tonto, enjoyed some birdwatching.

Hiding her baby

Boy and Girl twins

@junk_farmer How the hell am I supposed to be a tough guy on the internet when I see something this damn cute.

@fabisramos_ You're in for a ride, parenthood is definitely a rollercoaster (and so totally worth it!)

Tem dias que a vontade que eu tenho é de cavar um buraco no chão e me enterrar.