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#TheOrville IS COMING BACK. PREPARE THE EGGSALAD

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So uh… do you think my therapist realized making a timeline of my “highs and lows” would take 20 written pages? And I’m only in 7th grade

@Neopets @phatmojo My child has no feet…

I love Connecticut with all my heart. But… if your non seafood meal smells like Old Saybrook at low tide…MY BROTHER NOOOOO WHY

I think its so cute after ten years of friendship and four years together, Tom is still so surprised when I go “hey that’s you!” In a recording. YES I KNOW YOUR VOICE LOVE

What do when @GrillosPickles tastes like cucumber? Do I just need to let the dudes chill or have I found the freshest batch in town?

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Nitrogen Dioxide. Nasty stuff. I’m just old enough to remember acid rain PSAs in school.

Silly things I miss about my job; 1. The kid who’s always after the honey sample jars 2. “My” customers 3. The look on people’s faces when they walk in and I’m NOT the IRS

Bought a copy of A Wrinkle in Time for Tom and me to read before the Stranger Things finale

Talking about #StrangerThings and we damn near missed our exit

“I pre-gamed for Survivor by not eating all day. And then had a cup of rice.” @survivorcbs

Rest in Peace Anthony Geary. Thanks for keeping my jaw on the floor with Luke’s unpredictable behavior. And thank you for your existence in general.

He and Genie helped me see people as complicated creatures with dark pasts and infinitely possible futures. I loved Luke. I hated Luke. And to this day, because of him. I see a character I hate and think “what an actor. To make me really believe they are this gross…” (8/9)

As a kid raised on soap operas, Mr. Geary was incredibly important to me. I was born well after Luke and Laura’s wedding but privileged enough to grow up in the internet age. So when I didn’t understand why something was a big deal on GH I could google it and find blogs (1/?)