The Nerdserker

My brother wants me to help him find a gaming laptop for his son..... for less than $250.

She could’ve killed someone. She could’ve killed her kid. F*ck this bitch.

@memeslich Paladin, it's like as if a fighter and a cleric had a baby.

which do you prefer and why

@40kARTdotcom That or she wants her queefs to echo.

Is she trying to summon Slannesh?

I can´t stop laughing.😂🤣

@DrClownPhD Was that focused at Dennis Rodman and Shaq?

This message is approved by Gary Oldman.

@desert_starr_57 If they are dumb enough to waste their money, let them.

She's turning heads because people want to know why she's carrying a Dollar General shopping bag.

@Rothmus Any relation to Jeffrey?

How is this real?

just be happy to play dnd

The war in Iran summed up in a short old WWF video.

Now that is a real Friend, she is taking the Blame and willing to take the Consequences for her best friend!

@RetrovaniaLand A young David Hayter aka Solid Snake played him in the sequel Guyver 2 Dark Hero.

On March 18, 1991 —exactly 35 years ago today—the rubber-suited, body-horror sci-fi chaos of The Guyver exploded onto limited screens! 💥🧛‍♂️🍕 Yo, Crypt Squad & Pizza Power Kids! It's your favorite eternal pizza-slingin' NES overlord, Cap'n Retrovania, clawin' outta the neon-drenched crypt to celebrate this gnarly '90s cult classic with extra cheese and toxic vibes! Directed by creature-FX madmen Screaming Mad George (the gooey genius behind Society's infamous shunting scene) and Steve Wang (master of creature effects) produced by Brian Yuzna (king of Re-Animator, From Beyond, and all things gloriously grotesque), it's a wild live-action take on Yoshiki Takaya's Bio-Booster Armor Guyver manga/anime. Picture this latchkey nightmare Average college dude Sean Barker (Jack Armstrong) finds a mysterious alien Guyver Unit that bonds to him like a sentient pizza box from hell, transforming him into a bio-armored cyborg beast with retractable mega-swords, gravity crushers, high-frequency vibes, and that iconic helmet scream. He gets hunted by the evil Chronos Corporation (aka Kronos), run by slimy exec Fulton Balcus (David Gale) and mutant goon squad led by Lisker (Michael Berryman —fresh off The Hills Have Eyes terror). They unleash waves of grotesque Zoanoid shapeshifters in practical-suit glory—think full-on tokusatsu monster mayhem with martial arts brawls, apartment demolitions, and over-the-top body explosions. Bonus rad cameos? Mark Hamill as rogue CIA agent Max Reed (Luke Skywalker goin' full B-movie!), Vivian Wu as Sean's girl Mizky, Jeffrey Combs in support, scream queen Linnea Quigley, Jimmie 'JJ' Walker, and more '80s/'90s cult icons. Pure early-'90s cheese: practical effects dripping slime, karate kicks, and that perfect blend of manga weirdness meets American direct-to-video energy. Most of us discovered it on VHS around '92—right in the sweet spot of Ninja Turtles reruns, Power Rangers precursors, and late-night USA Up All Night binges. Critics were meh back then, but it's built a die-hard cult following for the sheer absurdity, those gooey Zoanoid designs, and the unapologetic fun. Recent Blu-ray/4K releases make those creature suits pop like never before—def worth a rewatch! Who's fired up for Guyver Day? Drop your fave scene below (that insane apartment Zoanoid fight? The final boss showdown? Hamill's one-liners?), tell me if you vibe more with the original or the 1994 sequel Guyver: Dark Hero (which cranks the action even higher), and let's flood the crypt with retro sci-fi love! Happy Guyver Day, retro warriors—may your pizza stay hot and your Zoanoids stay slimy! 🍕💀📼 #TheGuyver #GuyverDay #RetroSciFi #CultClassics #BioBoosterArmor #SteveWang #ScreamingMadGeorge #BrianYuzna #Tokusatsu #90sHorror #PizzaPower #RetrovaniaLand #80sKidsRule #90sNostalgia

I don't know what I was expecting, but it wasn't that.