I Am The One Who Knocks

@MizfitMathew Sometimes I just have a thought that I think is funny and gotta Tweet it. Never forgot my old account where a model from King Magazine told me if I could get to 50,000 followers she would go on a date with me back in 2011. I made it happen and we met for lunch and she sucked.

90% of the iwc:

@MizfitMathew Hey man. Stop reminding me of how we first encountered each other and how old we are...

I miss WrestleTalk and WrestleForums. The old BBs and EzBoards of the 90s made me the jaded fan I am today.

@UncleRaysWay Uncle Ray's. Uncle Ray's. Made for all of your days. Go ahead kick back. Grab your favorite snack. Uncle Ray's.

Can someone write me a jingle?

@SneakerVisionz Was so bummed that I saw this post about three minutes after you made it and my size 14 was "sold out" while it was in my cart and I was grabbing my credit card.

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@JustinManeOff I had to turn the game off. After that dunk the Magic had I know the momentum was going to Orlando.

Jalen Duren is single-handedly costing himself an ass-ton of money. Crazy. #DetroitBasketball

@MizfitMathew That scene where he meets himself but younger and tells him he loves him fucked me up.

@NerdxFerguson That like never happens for us. 🤣 I loved it!

Works done, time for a movie. Tonights randomly selected movie is... Rocketman, 2019

Not that anyone asked, but I am not a 208 pound man covered in tattoos, sitting outside without a shirt blasting @DuaLipa and playing air drums...

So... A federal judge halts construction on the ballroom Donald Trump is attempting to build. He finally attends the White House Correspondents Dinner as President. He does not react to "gun shots." Secret Service smothers him. But you want be to believe it was not staged?

@UncleRaysWay Wait. What?! What in the world is a jellycat?

I wish there was a jellycat potato chip

Just remembered how my sister, father, and I walked through the shot of a movie with complete disregard to what was happening because we had just landed and were so hungry which reminds me of the time the wonderful James Caan called me a "banana head." I live such a weird life.

Man, they can't do nothing over there unless it's with Ex-AEW wrestlers. Smh. 🤦‍♂️

This was the first #WWERaw I have watched in a few years and I cannot believe that was the #RawAfterMania. I feel pity for everyone who tunes in weekly because to put it bluntly, that was straight ass.

That CM Punk and Cody Rhodes segment was absolutely awful. It was awkward, too long, and seemed like a waste of the time. #RawAfterMania #WWERaw

Does Ethan Page still vanity search himself on here and other social media platforms? If so... Good for you getting called up but man, you are an energy vampire. #RawAfterMania #WWERaw

@MizfitMathew Something happened that we missed because you see Bayley hugging AJ in the background. There was more before this recording.

Good for him. Fuck these loser ass fans.

@JustinManeOff @DetroitPistons @bosxe @CMPunk Last thing I watched was the two Royal Rumble matches and before that, the two Royal Rumble matches in 2025. Been so uninterested in wrestling for a few years. I read up on it here and there but with everything going to multiple streaming services and no time, I stopped caring.

@NerdxFerguson @DetroitPistons @bosxe @CMPunk So thankful it didn't. Concluded the narrative Punk mentioned that Roman can't win on his own.

Best WrestleMania 42 match this weekend, and one of the best WrestleMania main events in years. Punk and Roman told an incredible story. Everything made sense, served the story, & kept building the tension to a climax. I was on the edge the whole time All-timer. #WrestleMania

@JustinManeOff @DetroitPistons @bosxe @CMPunk Well damn. Did not see that one coming. I figured it would have ended with some type of interference.

@NerdxFerguson @DetroitPistons @bosxe @CMPunk Bo was repped on his ring jacket. Punk lost, but it was an incredible match.

I could not imagine being a sports fan with a gambling addiction. Everything is gambling related now with different sports books as official sponsors of everything. This is disgusting. Almost as bad at #WrestleMania having more commercials/ads than actual wrestling.