🎱🍒Nesis Gontier🍒🎱

@nhlsinead I would have said "the yankees idk" and just ragebait them cause tf you testing me for?

i’m in a bookstore rn wearing a habs shirt and a random man just asked me if i know who the habs play tonight. i said tampa bay bc i thought he was genuinely curious but then he just said “yes. good answer” and walked away 😭 like sorry you were TESTING me??

This Minnesota Colorado series

이쁘니 맥키넌 (진짜)

ILL CHERISH THIS MOMENT FOREVERRRRRR ❤️🥹 #MEGANONBROADWAY #MOULINROUGE @theestallion

AND NOTHING FOR NIKITA KUCHEROV.

when it rains it fucking pours

Teenage girls are children. they lie and sneak their way into adult spaces because kids lie and sneak. The grown men that pursue them are 100% at fault

anyway it’s been too long since ive seen shane riding on my tl

The @CanadiensMTL scored the game winning goal while I was live on air. That was such an amazing moment. The Bell Centre erupted like it was a home game.

TOITO TE LO PERDONO!!!

MES PRONOUNS? MES PRONOUNS?????

@miffymack @tomwilsonglazer You ate that shit up!!!!

I made a tom wilson edit so I’m tagging the biggest tom wilson fan

the intro video kills me every time because mcdavid is like oh i don’t want to say anything negative about my teammates and then you got the captain going OH TOM WILSON IS GOING TO JAIL

ALLEZ MONTREALLLLLL #GOHABSGO

The way the interviewer folds and is like my bad my bad💀 Also idk how but I never realized before that you can actually hear Geno, guess I never properly listened before

MacKinnon skates like a possessed demon. I would shit my pants

They're shooting themselves in their own feet. Japanese women can't get a sperm donor without having a husband, immigration laws are very strict, and they've created a large population of pornsick men who would rather f*ck a hole in their anime body pillow then date real women

happy world laughter day to captain giggles himself over here

First period of Avalanche-Wild 😵‍💫