Netflexxguyy🇺🇸🇰🇪🇬🇧

Baddies hukua so cool and approachable,akishakuzoea anaanza kukuambia za ndani😭😭huyo aliniambia heart yake iko na tushimo na vile nikimuona alikua anavuruta shisha ka nanseens😭nilishindwa kureply from hapo

@Mwende_Mugambi Niliona ile ukiwa na njeri😂😭you deserve the world fr

@Netflexxguyy Mscheeeww

#need😔

Kulalia 6by6 ukiwa solo ni nasty business. Usingizi inakuja kuanzia 2AM ju ya kujizungusha😂😒

Hapo UoN kuna free chinese course bora ukue enrolled ka student there, inajiita Confucius institute.

@Dr_AustinOmondi 😂😂😂

This you?

@MkenyaMzi 😂😂unaeza fika Kileleshwa sai?

Sisi wewe pekeako haukuitwa iliniuma sana, I thought I was one of them kumbe huwa siko part of the circle , nilihave kujiita kamkutano nikajiongelesha for 2hours straight, iliuma sana

@georgediano 😂😂😂

Gentlemen, standing before you is none other than Mpenzi Chokuu a.k.a Malaya kwa Ubora Wake. From a distance, any sane man would think this is a fine, soft-spoken slayqueen imported directly from Seychelles for bwana Kasongo. But behold, Chokuu is a man with a Fully matured Makagare, na inasemekana amebeba muzinga hapana machesoo. Chokuu was once an ordinary hustler in Kisumu doing construction jobs. But as you all know, mjengo life is harder than passing a sobriety test after a weekend in Juja. Today you’re carrying cement, tomorrow the foreman is insulting your entire bloodline because you misplaced one brick. When life became unbearable, our boy packed his small bag, two jeans, one Arsenal jersey, and dreams of survival, then headed straight to Mombasa to become a beach boy. One afternoon while applying sunscreen on tourists & pretending to know German, Chokuu was approached by an elderly mzungu man who had retired from Ikus and upgraded to team Sundus. The old man flashed some euros. Chokuu looked at the money, looked at his economic situation, looked at his sitting apparatus and said “Wamuthede ni fire si fire.” Our boy accepted the deal at a lightning speed. He told himself one small trip to Dogo Kundu area wouldn’t hurt compared to the suffering of maisha ya hustler. But my brothers, what started as survival slowly became a full-time profession. Chokuu became so dedicated to customer service that the old mzungu decided the young man deserves a promotion. Next thing you know, his visa was approved! From carrying simiti in Kisumu to becoming an international export in Germany. Immigration officers approved his Visa very fast because of his Occupation as an Advanced Backside Consultant,, Chesaa!! Unfortunately, life is unpredictable. Six months later, the old mzungu kicked the famous bucket and went to meet his ancestors in Sayuni. Chokuu was left stranded in Germany with no sponsor, no plan, and rent waiting like a hungry landlord in Mukuru kwa Njenga. But our boy refused to go back to poverty. He simply said If life gives you lemons, upgrade the business model. He went for hormonal injection to lower his testosterone, did a BBL procedure to increase mafrrrrrrmbanya & did a plastic surgery to install silicone boobs. Our boy transformed so much that men now lose concentration immediately he passes. Today Chokuu is one of the most outsourced trans Milaya in Germany. Appointments are fully booked like NTSA during driving test season. Men are spending euros left and right thinking they found a premium European babe, only to discover they’re dealing with a former Site operator wa Kisumu affordable housing Phase 2. Lemme tell you Maina, this Kasongo economy has forced many people to change careers… but Chokuu changed departments, operating system, and even motherboard. Aki ya Mungu hii ni mambo Kanii. Anyway, kama kawa siku zote sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

@NjeriMania Ikr. Most hawajui nini iko hapo

Namsome finance Bill btw 🤦🏼‍♀️💔

@Mtume23 Sikutaka kuongelea wazazi huku,mzee ishi life yako vile unajua.

@Netflexxguyy My Mum is very Okay hata nikiwa sijamsaidia lakini bado nitamsaidia....yaaani vile tunaongea hivi wewe ni mfanyikazi wa Mamako😂😂😂

Bruhhh,my dad was around KE last year November. I love that man so much and I do hang out with him akiwa around. Ungeuliza kwanza before projecting your wokeness 😒

@wambuiiii3r @9k_aris 😭😭😭😂

Kuna albino pale ig amesema masaa ni ya kwenda kutingisha na kutingika alafu mtu akamwambia asiende kudance wimbo ya Jua Kali akii😭😭😂😂😂

@Mtume23 Izo pesa saidia mamako aki😂😂😂

@Netflexxguyy Mbona anifanyie na naweza mfanyia? Does that make sense....nikinunulia pombe utaniita Dad chunga Sana🫵🫵

@Mtume23 ambia mamako akufanyie vile wangu anafanya mzee😂💔

@Netflexxguyy Gari unazurura nayo ni ya Mamako na ni yeye anafuel kijana,your lifestyle depends on your Mum so tukimtoa kwa picture unakuwa chokora...mnakuwanga so shameless aki😂😂😂

@Mtume23 You wish😂😂😂anyway good luck out there champ

@Netflexxguyy Yes I am not ashamed kupea Mamangu pesa buana I was raised well not like you so hata ukisema tunabelong class gani that's your problem..Mamako anajua you're a good for nothing ndio maana anakupea kila kitu....ukakuwachiliwa Tu kidogo unakuwa mwizi

@Eddie_Mugoh Ikr. The best man ever💯💯♥️

@Netflexxguyy A present father is a good father.

Always in front as a leader😉🫶. Village market😌

@dube1286 Ataniona 4AM😂😂

@Netflexxguyy Rudi nyumbani kijana ama tupigie mamako simu😂

Mum: Hey wisdom,kesho naamkia conference naivasha unaeza nidrop Me: Sifeel fiti niko Hosi saizi Mum: Okay make sure you get home nikuone before niende sawa? Me: Okay mum Akijua nalewa woiii😂😂😭