Jesse Hamilton

@tailgate_beers Okay we’re cooked

Drake mentions the Buffalo Sabres in a lyric on his album ‘ICEMAN’: “They said i was down n out, no hope to mention, but it’s still Sabres in seven, like I’m Zach Benson”

@priest_099 Michael Buble

Gun to your head name a Canadian

What would this league do without the NFC East

@LoudOutside Pretty sure those are all grown ass adults but whatever😭

We need more teachers like this

@golz_tv @TaylorTwellman How is it suddenly Johnny’s fault that Poch has a hard on for Sebastien Berhalter?

Tim Howard has called out “Eurosnobs” in the USMNT fanbase 😳 Even before Johnny Cardoso got injured, Howard and Landon Donovan didn’t have him in their World Cup roster. Fans didn’t like that, especially since they both included Sebastian Berhalter and Cristian Roldan. Now that Johnny is definitely missing the World Cup, Howard has a response for those fans. “Well, the soccer terminology for these fans that gave us stick are called Eurosnobs,” he said on this week’s Unfiltered Soccer podcast. “So what a Eurosnob is anything that happens in Europe, and if a player's playing a big club, then they must play for your national team. “And look maybe, maybe, but again, I'm looking at the same chart you're looking at, and I see just a lot of red. He's out with injury. He's not in the squad. “When he does play again, we‘ve all had bad games, but against Türkiye, a poor, poor performance in 45 minutes. “And the next game, we got pumped 4-0 [vs Switzerland] and he played the full 90. “And then from then on, you know, there's 21 minutes in this game, nine minutes in that game, two minutes, 45 minutes, like I would love to see on here 90 minutes, 90 minutes, 80 minutes like, there's just no consistency. “So the people who are giving us stick going, ‘You’re out of your mind,’ maybe. But that's not what his history and what [Mauricio] Pochettino is looking at when he looks at Cardoso. “Like Poch also watches Atlético Madrid on TV. He sees these games, but he also calls him in and sees him in person, which is more important, and that's what we're judging this on.” Howard played 13 years in England, and works for NBC Sports as their Premier League pundit. However, he tries not to be biased and gives MLS players a lot of credit. And he’s not happy with “Eurosnobs” who keep undermining MLS players. Does Howard have a point? 👀

@KristenWaggoner The kid got the privacy she wanted because she asked for another room and the school said okay and moved her, so I’m really not sure why tf the parents are still sueing

Their 11-year-old daughter went on a class trip—only to discover that her hotel roommate (and expected bedmate) was a boy. Today we’re representing them & other CO parents at the 10th Circuit. Kids deserve privacy on overnight trips. Parents deserve the chance to protect them.

@ivanthecreatorr Zero goals, yes, but EIGHT assists.

Let’s be honest: Tottenham absolutely fleeced 💵 LAFC. 😳 LAFC reportedly paid over $26.5 million for Son Heung-min a soon to be 34 year-old whose best ⚽️ is likely behind him. And through the 2026 MLS season, Son has ZERO goals. ⚽️

@NoahRiffe I’ll puke

Jesus Ferreira just ran 60 yards and skilled a defender to score a BANGER for the Seattle Sounders. Mauricio Pochettino. CALL! HIM! UP!

@TheBolivianYank I genuinely don’t blame him for this. Keep his body healthy and we’ll see him back soon!!

I’m sure a lot of US fans will talk shit about Johnny for making this decision, but for me—it takes a very mature person to do this. He sacrificed going to the World Cup for his professional future. This man gets it. We’ll see him starting in 2030. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@futbolmundialsp Ajax is not THAT much better than PSV

La élite del fútbol mundial Respeten los RANGOS.

@HoodiWaymo I genuinely don’t understand why you people can’t get that we’re fucked either way. Prices have been raising FAR faster than pay has been raising, and it’s regardless of whether they are ever actually raising wages or not.

We are ungodly amounts of fucked if this goes through

@ScandanAdvocate @Bubblebathgirl @libsoftiktok Can’t even spell a slur correctly

@Bubblebathgirl @libsoftiktok Reterd even mocked his own father's death. Shameless.

Pete Davidson mocks Charlie Kirk’s assassination “He’s definitely been on camera letting a guy unload in his throat” Absolutely sick

@libsoftiktok Can’t make jokes about anything anymore because those sissy MAGA fuckers get so offended

@UtdSMNT Any lineup that has Trusty at RCB rather than LCB is not a perfect lineup

It’s perfect, you just gotta sub dest in for Weah

@Tom__Haaland @HatTrickChris If we only ever beat you and we’re not world class, what does that make you?

@HatTrickChris Never thought about this. They legit only beat us and think they’re world class 😂😂😂

You’re telling me the USMNT 🇺🇸 has only beaten Algeria 🇩🇿, Ghana 🇬🇭, and Iran 🇮🇷 over the last 20 years 😭😭😭 Mexico 🇲🇽 in that time has beaten super teams like France 🇫🇷, Croatia 🇭🇷, and Germany 🇩🇪

@HatTrickChris Well with that pedigree, surely you guys have made it to the quarter finals at least once in the last 20 years!

@USMNTTAKES Trusty at LCB (why do I keep seeing everyone put him at RCB when he’s left-footed?) and Freeman at RCB.

Gio Reyna should not be starting. He’s an impact sub at most. Slot Weah in his spot or put Tillman there. Regardless Sergino Dest should be starting on that right RWB spot. I’d go Freeman over Trusty as well and you’re golden. Personal choice tho either one should be fine.

@MenInBlazers He has not been good this year but it’s not all his fault. I feel that firing Pioli was the worst decision they made. They haven’t found a better manager, and their players on the whole have played far worse under Pioli’s various replacements than they ever did with Pioli.

CHRISTIAN PULISIC IS COMING ON 🇺🇸 What questions do you have for him ahead of the World Cup? ⬇️

@pierrecoins 3-2 PSG

$2500 to 5 people who predicts correct score. ends May 25

@TouchlineX I promise you they’re not going to mind the extra break in one of the hardest-fought matches in the entire sport

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: The half-time break during the World Cup Final will take significantly longer than the usual 15 minutes. The half-time break during Chelsea vs PSG (Club World Cup Final) took 24 minutes. FIFA’s plans will have an impact on players, whose bodies and minds have been accustomed to 15-minute breaks throughout their careers. Now there will be a longer break for the most important game of their lives. — @TheAthleticFC