New Old Party

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Allie Kingston Our Critic of Environment, Sport, Fisheries, and Democratic Reform

Andrew Ault Our Critic of Immigration, Trade, and International Development

Jarred Cohen Our Critic of Agriculture, Industry, and Public Works

John Stuart, Our Critic of Defence and Foreign Affairs

Seamus Benwell, Critic of Women (Super Sassy)

Samantha Roxana Martinez, Our critic of Indigenous and Northern Affairs, and Natural Resources

Jonathan Banks, Party Whip and Critic of Health

Simon Hunt, Our Critic of Businees (Spelt that way on Purpose) Tourism, Public Safety, and Transportation

Adam Russell Bradley. Our leader. He fears only fear itself and whales

Aaron Rajesh our Critic of Finance and Justice

Ladies and gentlemen! I would like to introduce the members of the New Old Party Establishment!

The NEW OLD PARTY IS BORN!!!

Not because he can join it but because he seems lonely and this might make his day.

So I say go out, tell your friends, tell your spouses, tell that creepy old guy that lives two doors down from you.

We will not do those things the old party did, for WE are the NEW OLD PARTY.

The New Party Establishment! This political party is setting out to do one thing. Let everyone know how bad the old party was.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Political Hacks of all denominations. I would like to officially announce the creation of...