Goober about boobers

@bugfleur If your date isn't a jester, is it truly worth it?

*asking my friend about her date* did she make u giggle and say “yaaaayyyyy” ?

@miss_fjord Blast the weird al parodies louder

I’m so tired of Micheal Jackson’s music my neighbors blast it for like 4 hours everyday then house music for another 3 fml

@eghostiex Kittyyyy

son

@probablyabott He's still haunting us to this day

it's crazy that Charlie Kirk got killed in such a viscerally intense way that people just started using his last name to mean "killed"

@misshortcake_ In this economy????

believe it or not I’m actually NOT depressed

@eddelvia Need these (except I don't know how to tie my shoes)

Paw shoes 2.0 are here :3x

Me and who?

@evilgeckowo Alright that's it, I'm swnding you to the pit

*throws up on u*

@FalinPriv @Evilction Oops sorgy

the worst part about having non scottish online friends is theyll never understand why I have random haggis cravings

@EllForeboding @kimmnoodles This just in: multiple died, it is currently unknown why but twitter users have speculated that they chose death

@kimmnoodles Kinder or death

This motherfucker needed the club to literally implement rules on how to deal with this 20 year old man acting like a school bully to people. The guy who runs it VERY GENTLY asked him to be kinder, and he decided leaving the club was better than not being allowed to be an asshole

@DewEnjoyer How awesome is the sauce?

Ask me questions about her

@DewEnjoyer What colour is an orange?

@louieloeloe I mean..... You are correct

@NewlyFrot easy peasy pumpkin pie mf it greeb

dont ask me the color of anything. seriously

@kvwviiju Atleast you'd be there so that's the thing

pulls up and makes this stupit fucken face at u

@cslivr Who?

THEY! WANT! YOU!

Im so happy we are finally talking about how dumb like 70% of internet callouts are....

@eghostiex YES THEY'RE COOL BUT BWAAAA, wanted to add to my hoard

@eghostiex I hate those kind of stored so much

antique malls having items that aren’t for sale but are just there for the vibes is a crime. found a grail and it was just for display

@NerscylIa Yayyyyy