Nex' - Florida Jaq'

I've noticed in the past week my TL is getting *chock full* of all sorts of garbage ads with right-wing nonsense trending with all sorts of lies and conspiracy theory nonsense. I'm deleting the app from my phone and won't be here as much. Find me...

@crumbl Trump snorted so much blow he destroyed his palate and has a plastic insert. That's why he mumbles and can't talk. Don Junior has the same condition Sad!!!

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@McDonalds Donald Trump wants this

3 boxes. 12 toys. unlimited fun. The Super Mario Galaxy Movie Happy Meal is here

@xxxJohnGaltxxx @CBSSportsCBB @HuskerMBB Like Donald Trump

@CBSSportsCBB @HuskerMBB Ghey AF

COUNT IT FOR @HuskerMBB!

@Popeyes Donald Trump looks like an overweight Smeagol.

Popeyes wings are never a bad idea

@Hardees Legolas Legolas gets up early for the old battle. Legolas will get Tom Nook. Tom Nook is stonier than Mount Rushmore. But not even Tom Nook is as brain goo batty as Donald Trump 45th and 47th FAKE president of the United craphole of America.

Name a better invention than the BBQ Pulled Pork Frisco Burger

@jerseymikes Legolas is booked and busy today. First thing, Legolas needs to divorce the Grinch's face from his skull. Then, Legolas will heave the unsavory remnant into the Wendy's stall where it will reek! The Bent Clown will discover the faceless Grinch and squeal.

booked & busy today 🥰🥰

@ChipotleTweets @b4zk_ Legolas will powerglide on over to Pussytown.

@RitasItalianIce Legolas will crack the code then he will crack the Grinch's face. The Grinch will grunt as his face becomes BOGO. There's a left half and right half. The smell is awful! Legolas doesn't leave the half faced Grinch to reek! Legolas heaves the foe into the dumpster.

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@CarlsJr Legolas doesn't have a hangover. Legolas has two Biblical blunts. Legolas will spark each then smokes both. The old woman will be so stoned she'll make love to the cash register!

a hangover breakfast burger is basically a morning hug

@TheMightySite Legolas will make the Grinch more flexible. Legolas will bend the Grinch's legs up his back end then fold the nasty green fiend in half. The Grinch will blow out a load into the Bent Clown's face. Legolas doesn't care! Legolas will stuff the Grinch in the Wendy's urinal It reeks!

Only a few weeks ago, the FDA said it would be more flexible on rare disease treatments. Since then: a Senate hearing, an investigation, protests, and a growing national debate. themighty.com/topic/spinocer…

@Hardees Soon Americans will need to decide which of their kids eats and which withers thanks to Trump's inflation. Truly making America great again! Enjoy filling that lifted pickup gas tank!!!

Spring is having the sunroof open with an iced coffee in hand

@itspaparomeo @Freedomdunks Like you bro Like you

@NexJql @Freedomdunks Posting a meme because you can’t make a logical arguement. Another retard

Liberal Double Standards... Liberals: “Healthcare is a basic universal Human Right!!” Also Liberals: “Unvaccinated people don’t deserve to get treated by doctors because their unvaccinated.”

@POPUFUR I want an end of times car that signals that I am one of Anubis' sons. This world is toast.

@NexJql Buy a Honda

Fuck it. My next goal = buy a new Maybach.

Looks like that is coming. Oh well. We did just fine before f'n Internet.

I no longer support social media. I want massive government regulation on this garbage to include where the companies are financially liable for anything at all on their platform.

And private tour of Fenway booked. World now can eat my jackal behind.

Buckle up. I decided Massachusetts deserves my money more than Florida, so I am hauling there on vacation (1st class air of course). So far it is a $13,000 bill. I am budgeting another $5,000. So there is that.

Jackal fuels the Impreza with premium. $4/gallon or so = woopty doo. If it is $12/gallon = woopty doo.