Nic Critchard

Imagine losing your life savings and then you’ve got fucking Wall-E & his mates Gegenpressing you as you try leave

life when you accept football aint that deep

Walking around in a foreign city at night has to be the top 3 best feeling ever

Walking alone through a foreign city at night and realizing how far you’ve come has to be a top 3 peak moment of all time

The standards and principles Jurgen Klopp built on this club and players is gone. I don’t recognise this team anymore.

🚨 Andy Robertson: “I have nothing to prove in a Liverpool shirt. I have been here for 9 years and I give my all”. “I hope the fans know that”.

omw to get the worm early asf

How life feels after successfully digging yourself out the hole nobody knew you were in

Can you believe humans were gifted a planet overflowing with trees, fruit, water, natural medicine, and sunshine… And somehow we said, “Let’s invent debt, political parties, conflict, and war.”

🗣️”Kolo Muani with one hand on Gabriel’s back” Gabriel:

basically if you're smart you should be constantly disturbed by almost every single aspect of the world

We played exhilarating football whilst winning domestic, European and World trophies and topping 91 points 3 times in 4 seasons against peak City. You’re set-piecing your way to 2nd with the Swedish Geoff Horsfield up front. Bitch, we are not the same.

Unemployment hits a 5 year high, are we even surprised? I’ve worked with lads coming out of prison, my job was to help integrate them back into society, house, work etc etc. Most of them didn’t want a job, why? Because they’d worked it out. Rent covered, council tax covered, benefits stacked, PIP, PIP cars, more money sitting still than grafting 40 hours a week. Meanwhile the bloke who wakes up at 6am, works all month, pays his rent, pays his tax, pays his insurance, fills the tank, shops for food, he’s counting pennies by week three. Tell me that’s not broken. We’ve built a system where doing nothing can pay more than doing something and then we act shocked when productivity collapses. High taxes, high rent, high bills, low reward. By the time you’ve paid for the right to exist, what’s left? Nothing. That feeling in your chest at the end of the month? That’s demoralisation. If you wanted a population that was easier to manage, would you reward independence? Or would you reward dependency? Incentives shape behaviour and right now the incentives are upside down by design.

Their acting shocked. You get more sitting on your fkn arse claiming PIP and knocking out bairns then you do getting up and earning a living. Absolutely fucked

How it's gonna feel in a few months waking up to sunlight and birds chirping instead of freezing cold and tired

“Package for Arne Slot”

you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world

REMINDER: If you’re an average punter and the authorities find evidence you’re watching BBC services without a TV licence they’ll fine you £1000 and take you to court but if they find evidence that you’re a billionaire that’s part of a paedophile ring they’ll take no action

The FBI ADMITTED this week that the "photos and videos" of children being tortured and murdered in ritualistic sacrifice were not released due to their "sensitive nature" and Trump just said we should "forget about it" and "let the Epstein thing go." We are governed by DEMONS.