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Don't get distracted everyone. Remember what's important right now. @kennyloggins still has not admitted to singing the Gummi Bears theme.

@swear_trek Seems like just yesterday we were talking about a $5 bill with Lincoln in a turtleneck!

We're going to do some special programming for @swear_trek's 6th Birthday this week

Bros on twitter be like “This is all Charlemagne’s fault!” right now.

@EoinHiggins_ Ad hoc ergo promoter hoc

@DAvallone @swear_trek @ChaseMasterson @aaronreynolds @EffinBirds @kris__myers @noemptyline @ninjaburger @JoeSondow Wouldn’t put it past her. #clevergirl

Here’s some joy in the world. Life’s too short not to enjoy it this much.

@swear_trek @DAvallone @ChaseMasterson @aaronreynolds @EffinBirds @kris__myers @noemptyline @ninjaburger @JoeSondow Did i miss my SDCC invite? Oh poop. My cat eats my mail too often.

@DAvallone @ChaseMasterson We're a team here! @aaronreynolds/@EffinBirds is the creator of Swear Trek, who will be appearing at San Diego. @kris__myers mans the conn and also contributes new gifs/content @noemptyline @ninjaburger @NicRobes @JoeSondow contribute writing as well.

@BlakEmoji @tapeopmag @LCraneTapeOp Thanks!!

@BlakEmoji @tapeopmag @LCraneTapeOp LOVED the interview and haven’t stopped thinking about it since it came out. Not to focus on the wrong part: how did you get the acoustic tone on “Bloodshot (Red)” Feels like the next stage of NiN’s “The Becoming” off Downward…

This is just to throw out into the universe how wild it is that the latest season of @PhilRosenthal Somebody Feed Fill went to not one, but two restaurants i renovated in Maine!

When the next Rage album comes out, people will reevaluate.

@aaronreynolds @medtek mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-let…

Thanks to @medtek for pointing out the amazing new Amazon review that calls my book “extremely truly a piece of trash” amzn.to/2O9vwwa

Not a fan that my vibe appears to be “Attempting gout”

i find it funny when they use lightsabers as flash lights. That is all.

If this fucking “Love is Blind” show doesn’t turn into a Squid Game then i just don’t understand TV anymore.

Happy New Year!!!

i will actively be avoiding that “Screen Time” notification this coming Sunday. Believe me, phone. i already know.

@FrenchGuyCookin i feel like i need to get you a copy of this: “Art Culinaire” issue 45 with a large, 3 page interview with Michel Escoffier about his grandfather.

@jchristie Ate shit on Middle this morning.

@abehughesmusic What a majestic belly!!!

@NicRobes behold GIZMO

i’m just saying, we give it one more apocalypse. Let’s not rush to determining tweeting isn’t all that’s needed to stave off disaster.