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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired!

Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!

The Seychelles' Anse La Blague beckons with its tranquil atmosphere, swaying palm trees, and turquoise waters.

Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.

Larry Ellison is the president, chief technology officer and co-founder of software giant Oracle, and he owns about 35% of the company's shares. In 2012, after 37 years as CEO at Oracle, he gave up this role. In 2018, he was on Tesla's board of directors and owned about 15 million shares of this car company. In 2020, Larry Ellison bought almost the entire Hawaiian island of Lanai for $300 million and moved here. In 2021, he acquired large software companies.

Why don't skeletons fight each other? Because they don't have the guts!

Accessorize with statement belts to cinch your waist and add definition to flowy spring dresses and tops. Opt for bold colors or metallic finishes to make a statement.

Hand in hand, they walk the path of life, sharing not only its joys and triumphs but also its sorrows and challenges, knowing that together they are stronger.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get, but hey, at least there's always dessert.

I serve people, I preserve and share knowledge; I am a librarian.

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