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2025: My Year of Global Glory and Oceanic Blessings

A mother in Onitsha messaged @AskAwaDoc at 2am. Her child had been vomiting since evening. Clinic ten minutes away. She didn't ask where to go. She asked whether to go. That single distinction is the entire problem in Nigerian healthcare.

Zenith Bank and Globus Bank, I have never seen two banks this connected before. The movement of staff between Zenith Bank and Globus Bank is actually interesting to watch. A staff will resign from Zenith today, few weeks later they resume at Globus Bank. I think 70% percent of Globus workforce all came from Zenith Bank. What's the link?

I’m soooooooo happy, THANK YOU LORD!!! After 48 hours of labor, my wife just put to bed, it’s a baby BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The way my eye turns red whenever Bolt drivers ask me to allow them do "offline" for a ride... First, my security is at risk. I need to have my movement trackable and recorded. Doing offline doesn't allow that. Second - and this is the one I normally mention to them - I am a businessman. Bolt is a business. By accepting "offline", I am conniving with someone to cheat a business. How will I feel if people are also conniving with my employees to cheat me?

Michael Carrick is nominated for the #PL's Manager of the Season award! 👏🇾🇪

Nigerians, a Nigerian is going to play at the 2026 Roland Garros Junior Championships!!!!!!!!! 📢📢📢📢

Woke up thinking about 2002 🗓️🦅 #tbt

Our FIFA World Cup squad.

🇬🇭🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Ghana are thinking about taking 3 players from their local league to the World Cup. For every player they call up, FIFA would pay $11,000 per day. If they don't make it out of the group stage, they would earn around $150,000. This means that 3 local clubs would receive this money, which would mean a lot in the context of the league. This money could even help the federation in the long run as well. — @nahuelzn

Harvey Elliott will return to Liverpool for pre-season ahead of 2026-27, Arne Slot has confirmed:

This guy who sells pure water in my area has his own unique business strategy 😭 Sometimes, he just shows up at the compound and starts knocking like someone who came to collect debt. Who is in the house? he says, “Madam, I brought water for you.” You will  reply, “But I didn’t order water.” Then he calmly says, “Ah sorry oh, maybe it was your neighbor.” At that point, you are contemplating whether to buy or not 😂 Before you even realize what’s happening, you will find yourself saying, “Okay, just give me four bags or more.” Done deal 🤝 One day, I found out we actually speak the same language, so while we were talking, I decided to ask him about his little strategy. That was when he opened up. He said anytime sales are slow, he doesn’t sit around waiting for customers to call. Instead, he goes to them, even when they didn’t ask him to come. And somehow, by the end of the conversation, they almost always buy. That man taught me something without even trying,  sometimes, business is not just about waiting for demand, it’s about showing up and creating it. Business people really have levels 😭 😂 Have you ever bought something you didn’t plan to buy because the seller came to you? Is waiting for customers a bad business strategy in today’s world?

In 1986, 20-year-old Christopher Knight quit his job and drove into the Maine woods until his car ran out of gas. Once his car ran dead, he got out, then stayed in the woods for 27 YEARS. Christopher lived completely alone in a hidden camp. The only words he spoke to another human were a simple “Hi” to a passing hiker. To survive, he stole food & gas from nearby vacation homes more than 1,000 times, yet was never caught once. In brutal winters, he’d erase his footprints and wander at night using military-level survival tricks just to stay alive. In 2013, after 27 years in the woods, Christopher, now 47, was tracked down by police after a surveillance camera caught the “Ghost of the Woods” He was arrested, but released after serving just 7 months for his crimes.

I left work early with a headache to get some rest instead of going to church. Now, I have eaten, taken meds and I'm still not asleep. Is it not better to carry the headache to church?

The smell of Ofada Rice is not because there's any species of rice with such smell. It's simply due to using the same water repeatedly to process several batches of rice over weeks till it's stinking like dead bodies before they change the water. Odourless Ofada Rice exists.

Man City keep the pressure on Arsenal ✅

Oh, I should mention that this was the offline version (no internet). It's much faster with internet.

🚨 Manchester United are also set to open talks with Michael Carrick over new contract. It’d be the next step when Sir Ratcliffe procees to approve the decision to continue with Carrick, as @lauriewhitwell reported. Carrick open and excited. 🎥 youtu.be/qtya1T8xr8s

170 My Dad didnt talk to me for 2 days,He later came back to tell me I’ll do better on my next one. Next one was 140 🥹

My British friend saw my wife’s maternity pics on my WhatsApp status the other day and she was like “OMG so cute, so happy for you guys. When is her EDD”. I said EDD as how? Pikin wey don dey chop eba already. “Where I come from, we don’t announce pregnancy o. We announce birth”

I haven’t even been in Lagos collectively for 2 weeks this past month and I’ve bought 10GB like 8 times already. Meanwhile I’m either at home or the office with WiFi. Multiple times I’ve stepped outside on a call only for it to disconnect because my data finished again. Make it make sense!