Nick Cioffi

@AmericanAir @jfinn440 American Air is the worst airline, run by thieves and bullies. I’d rather fly Spirit next week than AA ever again.

@jfinn440 We understand how this can be frustrating! Parts that stick out like wheels, straps, pockets, handles, hooks or other attachments can become damaged by every handling which is why they aren't covered under our liability.

Apparently when they rip a wheel off your baggage that’s considered normal wear and tear. @AmericanAir won’t make it right and just tell you to get over it and pay for a replacement bag after they mistreat your belongings. Thinking I might start flying Southwest or Delta.

@CorumBlakerb @AmericanAir They are the worst. Their policies, attitude, and general outlook on their customer base. All just the worst.

Today was the final straw. @AmericanAir has lost me as a customer and I will no longer be flying with them. It’s hard to believe how much worse of a carrier they are than Delta and United.

@funnydanny Yeah, it’s not even a question. I’d probably pay around 500 just to be able to throw out a ball at Nats park. So this is a no brainer. I will require some warm up in the bullpen first

Debate just now during commercial break. You get to throw out 1st pitch at Nats Park. You throw an ABS bonafide strike, you get 10K. But if it's a ball, you owe 1K. Do you do it?

@AmericanAir @Bri__507 They are pretty bad. I won’t fly with them ever again.

@Bri__507 The worst customer service, you say? We certainly don't think so and are sad that you don't agree! Our DM doors are always open should you need any assistance. Just stop on by, and we'll help where we can.

American Airlines has the worst customer service ever. @AmericanAir

@luxemiaa A long time ago, I did ask someone if they were willing to switch with me, it was a one row change (both were aisle seats) and my opening offer was 100 bucks cash for the inconvenience. They accepted, but if they hadn’t, I would have said “cool, no problem” and sat in my seat.

@funnydanny You know what it means…

It will shaped like a football? A bagel? Curved? A Pentagon? What does this mean?

The fat boys (not me) are now available at many VA ABCs and local liquor stores in MD/DC. If you don’t see it on the shelves, please ask. Word of mouth is the best! #virginia #bourbon #whiskey #lostwhiskeyclub #lostwhiskey #whatsyourstory

@GovPressOffice @CAgovernor is this a real post from your press office? Seriously? If so, man you’ve got some soul searching to do…

Nick Shirley, right now

@funnydanny @grantpaulsen Agreed

@NickCinDC @grantpaulsen It's a back pack!

@grantpaulsen @funnydanny do you use “book bag “ or “back pack”?

Whiskey and Waxing event at Filson (DC location) this past weekend. Join us for the next one in March! Follow us for more info!

@HuffPost This post is in poor taste. But I’m sure the clicks and the views are what you are after, and I’m sure I’m just playing into it like a rube. Congrats on what I’m sure you view as a victory.

If waving the American flag or chanting “USA!” turns you off right now, you're not alone.  huffpost.com/entry/theres-a…

Whiskey tasting tonight at Rodman’s Market in NW DC. 4-7PM. Come have a few samples of our fine single barrel bourbons. #bourbon #whiskey #singlebarrel #washingtonDC #virginia #maryland #DMV #whiskeytasting

@311DCgov @DCDPW Ok, I guess I’ll wait for them to not respond…

@NickCinDC Thank you for alerting us. Your service request number is 26-00111074. @DCDPW is the responding agency. Have a good day.

@311DCgov I’m so frustrated with your waste collection crew, and the 311 app’s inability to lodge a complaint or service request. Tired of finding garbage bags full of waste laying around AFTER the cans were supposed to be picked up. It’s no wonder rats are everywhere.

@311DCgov This is unacceptable.

@NickCinDC Good afternoon! Please supply the exact address in need of service, the regular pickup day, and where in relation you are collected for further assistance.

@grantpaulsen It’s an objectively terrible name. This whole process would have earned an “F” grade in any Marketing/Branding 101 class at a community college. We should all be embarrassed by the name, the process, the ownership group that picked it, and the ownership group that kept it.

On this day four years ago the Commanders name was announced by Dan Snyder. I don't have the same venom for the name that many have. I don't love it, though. I hate that it was chosen by passerby employees who had no long-term skin in the game. They came. They picked a name. Then they left. All of them. Dozens and dozens of high-ranking folks (many of them were very nice and likable people) who are now working for other teams and in other sports and in other industries. And I'm still here with Commanders and will be for the rest of my life. That's my annoyance. Anyway, happy Anniversary. And kudos to the Ownership group for bringing back the Redskins uniforms so that the team at least still looks like the thing we all grew up loving.

@AmericanAir @laurieomiller They did that crap to me too over the summer. Paid first class for a once in a life time trip, bumped me to last row of plane. Last time I’ve ever flown AA. Never again…

@laurieomiller As travelers ourselves, we can understand how frustrating this would be. If you'd like us to take a deeper look at what happened, please DM us your 6 letter confirmation code.

Hey @AmericanAir It was lovely flying with you on Christmas day until you decided to change our flight. When we made it to our gate we found out you took our 5 PAID FOR FIRST CLASS SEATS away, and moved us to economy. Merry Christmas, you filthy animals. I expect better.

@funnydanny Way too low. I’m guessing it’s 10x that

My 7 year old just asked a question that knocked me on my ass. How many grapes have you eaten in your life? I said around 2200 but didn’t feel great about it. Prime grape eating years, as a kid, you eat 20-30 without even thinking about it. Always around. Then as a grown up, it’s less frequent. But that’s still only 50 grapes a year over 44 years with teeth eating solids. Is that low?