Kilo 1-1

Nothing's ever enough, I'll fill up my cup once again, I'll ruin my lungs for the feeling. youtu.be/jlZ_XYOu8tg

I've gained a kg since the last time I was weighed at the doctor's, my BMI is perfectly normal, yet for some reason I look emaciated. Wtf? Heart is being a dick again recently too, BPM at around 135

@OpossumWarfare @BandITJuicebar It's pronounced wust-er-sher tho... (My badge number for the Fun Police is 4206969)

.@BandITJuicebar 😆😆😆😆

@RudeOnion There's a video like this except the revolver fires a second time as it's recoiling towards his face

The pucker factor is real

My alcohol addiction and reliance on painkillers is nothing compared to my need to watch The Ride of the Rohirrim every time I hear a horn.

Really buggered my leg up on Friday, saw doctor and nurse this morning and they wanted me to get seen by the plastics at hospital, potentially be put under while they fix it up. Fuck that. Just seeing the nurse every day to keep an eye on the dressing and stuff

Kinda gross but kinda neat, a hair stabbed through my nail when I was scratching my beard lol

@gremlinscottges Idk what that is and my brain isn't there. 3 painkillers and sleep deprived rn sorry

@NickHistoryMeme Look up "Being Elmo"

Exactly that's why my kids watch "Being Elmo" wholesome

@faeiryfreya I'm a Pall Mall poor, when I do smoke straights. Usually stick to rollies, Cutter's Choice lol. Name's apt

@NickHistoryMeme i smoke marlborough gold and a quick google just told me they're now going for £16.25 at tesco💀

@faeiryfreya Just go to a charity shop and get one of those aerobics videos from the 80s, Hilda

<--- girl who is a GENIUS (just realised i can have fun exercising @ home by watching dance dance revolution screen rec vids on youtube)

@LibertarianG0th Don't have pets but here's stuffies I put on top of the wardrobe and can't remember why but the lighting is kinda neat

Kinda having a down mental health day. Please post your pets. 🥺

@faeiryfreya Btw, just to bring you some smoking news from the homeland, a 20 pack of straights is now ~£14.30. The situation is bleak, soon we will have to smoke the horses, then the dogs, then the cats, then eachother.

@NickHistoryMeme (⁠;⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠)

@faeiryfreya Sorry babe, you're the antagonist in a German folktale now. Headscarf and straw broom are in the post.

@NickHistoryMeme oh no no no!!!!!!!!!!!!

@faeiryfreya Like a Danish woman who gives toothy BJs and often burns dinner, but is really good at reading bedtime stories

@NickHistoryMeme wat mean!

Mike Wazowski! (I'm fine btw, happened Thursday night, just a new dressing)

@AdolphsonFalkk I did HEMA once... Sup

The most attractive male hobby to women

"it's so demeaning how women have to get nude to get famous" The entire X trilogy where the only reason Mia Goth is famous is because of her tits.

@faeiryfreya youtu.be/skA8MECbVZU?si…

@NickHistoryMeme i think that sort of sentiment is why i kept them at the time, but i was so deeply illusioned as to how weird and toxic it was due to the rose tinted glasses back then. i hope you find your happiness again

repressing traumatic memories is a great system until u try to free up phone storage and are confronted with forgotten videos, photos and screenshots of messages from that time period and ur body decides u are literally in 2016 again