Nicolarse

@girlwithredhurr @WilkesofKenty jesus

@tennis_grant @perrigame they’re all veiny at room temperature

@perrigame Perri I'm shocked! I didn't know you had a veiny schlong...!😱😱😆

Roses are red Violets are sick 💕

@Geniustechw driver at fault here. cyclist correctly positioned to turn right, driver cut off the corner of the lane.

Whose mistake was this. The driver or the cyclist?

@bpowell13 horses heads gone - nothing another pilot would be able to do. send him on the flat.

Unbelievable reading on here re CH. calling for Nico to be replaced. I’d love to know what any other jockey would have done!!!! Horse’s confidence is completely gone, despite Nicky doing everything he could. 😧

pretty sure that’s me contributing, and providing financial security! the best revenge? success!

this particularly spiteful piece of nonsense was sent to my now father in law early in our relationship, and i use it as fuel to succeed. today we moved into a faaaking massive 5 bed house, the 2nd we have bought in the last 12 months, on one income.

this who know me well will know that i have psychotic ex wife who tried her best to break me, and failed. she then turned her attention to my then girlfriends parents, and tried to cause a divide there…she also failed, and is now court ordered not to contact them.

@Fatbaldbloke1 can you give me some more meat, Dad?

Shall I push your stool in?

male.

Gay?

@TrumpsHurricane probably because straight men don’t want to bum fellas in drag?

Men, why are you so quick to reject Transgender Women ??

@EGirlMaddy_ “nothing will change that” other than your cock and balls, lack of womb, inability to have children naturally etc etc?

Found out a “friend” of 8 years is transphobic, and he told me I won’t ever be a woman. A sad loss of someone, but for the better if he can’t handle the truth. Trans women are real women. I am a real woman. Nothing will change that. 💖🏳️‍⚧️

@AtTheRaces @MCYeeehaaa @kevinblake2011 sounds like chappers was “tugging along” this morning too!

"The big boy is back!" 🗣️ @MCYeeehaaa was very pleased with Constitution Hill's workout this morning... Thoughts, @kevinblake2011?

@lesbashford ask them to meet them in their safe space, and refer to them as “they, them, policethems, shims” etc - and they will speak to you. make sure you wear your rainbow lanyard with your pronouns on display and it will be fine.

I’ve been blocked by Surrey police this morning for asking for an update on a armed trespass incident, is this normal behaviour these days?

anyone want a sales job? reading are. food industry role. prefer junior person i can mould into a sales machine in my image.

@NotFarLeftAtAll being a silly billy with a smelly willy?

Name something India Willoughby is good at?

@Pops__o honestly, i welled up.

@NickHooper9 It could be a romantic novel

A tale in two parts…

@SeanyBoyy89 carve him up. slowly.

🚨An illegal migrant who allegedly attempted to rape a 10 year old and a 12 year old. He was asked “WHY ARE YOU ASKING CHILDREN to cut your pubic hair before you rape them?” This is what we’re dealing with daily in Britain!!! 🤬🤬🤬

3 years old, and 6 months is the perfect age to introduce your kids to “i am the movie” by @MotionCityMusic and the sublime drumming of @tonythaxton