Nick

The best way to guarantee a Jared Goff TD is to start him as your QB and also start whatever defense he’s playing against.

When you’re fine with every other part of your wife being in dude’s mouths, “name” seems like a weird place to draw the line. #Oscars #WillSmith #ChrisRock #slap

Everyone is clamoring over AD to LA and I'm just waiting for the part of #SpaceJam2 where the Ball brothers sign with the MonStars because the Toon Squad wouldn't sign all 3. #lakers

The American people deserve answers. We demand to know why the creators of Jurassic Park made pterodactyls at all. They had to be kept in those giant enclosed cages, so visitors couldn't even see them. Just negligent work by Dr Hammond.

The world eagerly awaits the purple smoke from the Ghiradelli Factory, signifying that a child has found the golden ticket and will assume ownership of the company.