handsome monster

How do I pin someone else's tweet?

@e0syn with my powers of advanced ADHD i can perform a form of mimicry where I pretend to pay attention to a long rant while actually zoning out roughly 98% of the time, tricking the autist into spilling their soul out while not actually listening to them

I will autistically rant all day but only if I think you give approximately 1/2 a shit. Not a full shit, I know you're not autistic, but you gotta be in it, otherwise I can't perform. Can't get it up, y'know?

@BIMBOSATTVA_ where are these "woke left" that you speak of?

The woke left wants to shove their big cocks in our faces 😐 #midterms

i built a software framework that is remarkably useful for creating rabbitholes and distractions that delay the framework's own refinement and dissemination. soon it will ensnare you too

like you already have the selfie! that's a primary source regarding what trans people look like! you can't validly insult the trans person by saying that they look like a different picture that isn't of them, because that's a picture not of them, and you have a picture of them!

type of post that says a lot about society is when some transphobe says "what trans people look like" with a caricature in reply to a selfie, and the caricature is a different picture to the selfie

@CartoonsHateHer not my experience at all; may be different for others, but from where i'm standing its definitely women who are put off by anything casual and insisting that things have to be serious

In the 2000s, the stereotype was that women wanted marriage and babies, and men wanted sex. Now, the stereotype appears to be that *men* want marriage and babies and women want...nothing? I investigated. Link in replies.

we love you jimothy

What the actual fuck

nerd shit like analytical reasoning has always been seen as the domain of robots, there's a recognition amongst ppl whose job is to do nerd shit that, yea, probably robots ought to be doing this instead and will eventually wind up doing it better. Ppl always felt (rightly or wrongly) that creativity was meant to be uniquely human and noone is allowed to encroach on the turf of creatives

Oh, also mathematicians

I don't fully understand why programmers seem to be the ~only group of people not angry that their jobs are being automated.

@Ancapta Claude and who?

girls say "we" and they mean her and Claude

@Spanish_Techno i'm almost as annoying, i categorically reject all anecdotal evidence

The only thing worse than a man being under 6’3” is him solely relying on anecdotal evidence

When the AIs take over, I'm gonna be their jimothy

Jimothy out for a sunset stroll

@BIMBOSATTVA_ arriving here to say i dont care about the social commentary of this meme i'm just very happy to be reminded that hedgehomkemi exists and is doing her best

pickup line and/or tinder bio: "Let's go make a waitress jealous"

MMO in which the humans play as NPCs and all the PCs are run by AI

@shaggysurvives well, were you?

being good at kickball was one of the earliest status fantasies i remember having

@izzyz how i'm tryna be

I found a Mexican dog version of Jimothy

Forget spices, I'd go to war for Jimothy