Jason

I find the hardest thing about tracing long lost relatives is getting them to stay still when you press the paper onto their face.

@WG_RumblePants Michael Holding.

I know many people miss the sound of Richie’s voice on commentary. He’s probably still widely regarded as the best tv cricket commentator. But, if Richie remains at #1, who would you put at #2? I’m genuinely interested to see who people pick. Radio commentators need not apply!

@FitFusion__ Jason.

what was the father's name?

@monkeydogify Sorry, missus - I’m barely on here these days, but I did WhatsApp you last night 😊

@NickMotown Are you off WhatsApp now? I wanted to message you last night

@GingerWildheart Never Mind The Bollocks. Absolute jackpot.

Side two (vinyl obvs) of this man ⚡️ There’s loads of classic side two’s, like Abbey Rd and Queen II Got a favourite second side of an album? open.spotify.com/album/0S5nxDIE…

@JulianDicks3050 Do you like the look of Ollie Scarles at LB? Obviously still learning, but seems a great prospect.

@MartinAllen1965 Ahh my mistake. Old school scissor tackle.

@NickMotown Yes he did get a red. But at Stamford Bridge.

Love livin !

@paddypower "With 'remarks' from Tom Webster"

Having just watched 45 minutes of that, it’s really no wonder that Callum Wilson didn’t want to stick around.

@JulianDicks3050 And you, man. Just watched a compilation of your penalties. Not too many stuttering run-ups and rolling them in.

Happy New Year to you all 🥂 Hope you all have a great 2026 , and West Ham turn it around 🤞🏻 ⚒️

@imminenceswe Hope you all had a nice, peaceful Christmas. With love from Cambridge 💚

67 performances 23 countries 4 continents 2025 gave us everything and more. Thank you for bringing us here. From Sweden with love

@TonyCottee9 Still got your boots, mate? We might need you.

3 points are more important than the performance tonight! A tough game against a good Brighton team however we need a minimum of 7 points from the next 3 games. 2-1 COYI! ⚒️

@AlisonMoyet So sorry, mate x

I met Perry Bamonte in primary school and we became good friends. He bought me castanets from Spain. He and I sat together in the school corridor painting. We hung out as young punks together in the same gang. Gentle, kind and tender man. I will never forget you. RIP dear soul.

@monkeydogify Ha! I'm barely on here these days, but I'm sure muscle memory got you through it xx

@NickMotown hello again. Guess what?

@jamiesont Me at about 4am: We are so fucked. Me at 9am: Never in doubt, we are smashing it.

Call me a cricket traditionalist, but I prefer the longer form game of The Hundred to Ashes Test matches.

@DGoughie What is your stock ball on this pitch, mate?

5 per over put them on 200 nearly now and would have a lead

Who could have possibly known that a pathological liar and skiver like Boris Johnson was ill-equipped to lead a country through a pandemic. There is so much blood on his hands, but he will never give a single fuck, and will blame every person on Earth before himself.

@WestHam YES MATE.

Our XI for the Magpies 🗞️

@mattforde I have completely lost track of the timeline, but I genuinely hope your bollocks don’t hurt too much x

@exitthelemming Mate. I’m seldom on here, but I just wanted to send my love to you, your brother, and the whole family. She was a wonderful, extraordinary woman 💚👊

Hit singles from the 80s that haven't had breathy acoustic versions done for adverts "now down to last three or four", warn experts.