Nick Compton

@petepaphides Bugger. Saw this five years too late. I could have added my threepenneth. I was at Churchfields, the school round the corner, from '80 to '87 so know it well

West Bromwich/Sandwell people! Long shot, but does anyone have any memories of The Threepenny Bit fish & chip shop especially around 78-79?

John Prine - When I Get To Heaven (Lyric Video) youtu.be/l0EiV423j0M via @YouTube

Never thought I would say this but Titchmarsh was eloquent and moving on Today programme this morning. Who knew?

@10DowningStreet @BorisJohnson Again the PM confuses and upsets separated parents of children under 18. Is Gove going to have to clarify again! Does he not stop to think?!

PM @BorisJohnson is writing to every UK household to urge them to stay at home, protect the NHS and save lives. #StayHomeSaveLives

Forgot to say that I wrote introductory essay to new Conrad Shawcross monograph, Psychogeometries. Very bright boy. Him not me. victoria-miro.com/store/publicat…

The hand of cod!!!!???

Paid a visit to Apple Park and talked to Jony Ive for new issue of Wallpaper*. In the loop: Jony Ive on Apple’s new HQ and the disappearing iPhone wlpr.co/gS38F3 via @wallpapermag

Now Is the Time to Talk About What We Are Actually Talking About newyorker.com/culture/cultur… via @newyorker

Steve King, CEO and co-founder at @blackswandata discussing algorithms and using them for the power of good at #WIREDRetail

I'm beginning to wonder if this is what 1933 felt like. 'He won't be THAT bad...'

I wonder if the Russian Army will get here before Xmas?

Remnick on what just happened: newyorker.com/news/news-desk…

I would not want to be Robert De Niro's cat this morning

One cant say it enough - and I wish I had in the Today interview this has all been about RACE and hatred of women

The front page attacks on the 3 judges for basically just doing their job is scary. This is fast becoming a dystopian land.

It's not your teeth we want to see, it's your heart. twitter.com/guardian/statu…

Few things better than a David McCraw smackdown letter twitter.com/nytimescomm/st…

Liking Obama's line on Jimmy Fallon: 'Orange is not the new black!'