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@Mollyploofkins GTFOH with this nonsense

@GlobeBobRyan @DerbyWill @davpresto Cornbread Maxwell UNCC

@DerbyWill @davpresto Never Nervous Pervis

As the NCAA Tournament prepares to tip off, do the kids today even know about the March Madness heroics of… Harold Jensen? Keith Smart? Thurl Bailey? Rumeal Robinson? Danny Manning? U.S. Reed? Tyus Edney? Danny Ainge? If not, look ‘em up.

@GlobeBobRyan @OleTimeHardball Jack Sikma “Baby-faced Assassin”

@OleTimeHardball Excuse me. There was nothing better than Danny Ainge labeling Vinnie Johnson “The Microwave” because “he heats up in a hurry.”

All-time NBA nicknames “Dr J” Julius Erving Earvin “Magic” Johnson “IceMan” George Gervin “Pistol Pete” Maravich “The Glove” Gary Payton Hakeem “The Dream” Olajuwon “White Chocolate” Jason Williams Michael “Air” Jordan “Chocolate Thunder” Darryl Dawkins

@politico HAHAHAHAHAHA

NEW: President Trump said the U.S. will release crude oil from the Strategic Petroleum Reserve, its boldest attempt yet to bring down oil prices that have spiked since the U.S. launched its war against Iran. politi.co/46XAd3P

@charlie1zulu @cspan @BudgetHawks Of course. LOL.

@NickProto @cspan @BudgetHawks Not understanding something doesn't make it not true my man.

.@BudgetHawks President Maya MacGuineas: "Social Security…it's going to be insolvent in 6 years…It's going to cause a generational resentment, and younger people are going to be right to be angry about it."

@charlie1zulu @cspan @BudgetHawks Okey-doke. (As I keep cashing my check every month)

@NickProto @cspan @BudgetHawks Buddy: none of the government is solvent.

@charlie1zulu @cspan @BudgetHawks And SS has remained solvent. What’s your point

@NickProto @cspan @BudgetHawks And we've been printing money and running crazy budget deficits for even longer.

#NHLBruins look like shit vs a team that played to OT in Columbus last night

@MikeyAdams420 So are you

Your Massachusetts governor is pathetic.

@PatriciaEguino This is my shocked face. They’re all closeted perverts.

January 6 rioter Jake Lang has responded to the allegations of him flirting with and soliciting a 15-year-old girl (which turned out to be a sting operation). He seems to admit the texts are real, but misrepresented. Frankly, his reply brings up even more red flags. 🚩

@tylermilliken_ Exactly the correct approach.

Garrett Whitlock is warming for the bottom of the 9th. Mark DeRosa will not have to feel Alex Cora’s wrath.

@TheHall John Hannah

Ready for another #TriviaTuesday? Can you name this famous #Patriots player who was the first Patriot enshrined in the #ProFootballHallofFame? Check back later for the answer!

@angel_0f_deathx Can’t go wrong with Revolutionary-era punishment

Whoever started the trend of businesses all passing payment processing fees onto the consumer should be drawn and quartered

@LucasSa56947288 The fucking hypocrisy. That’s what gets me.

Larry Kudlow: "$3.50 gasoline -- people are talking like this is the end of the world. No, it's not. In return for what? In return for completely rewriting history favorably to the United States."

@MeghanMcCain Well said, fat ass

Keep the fat comments coming because I'm sorry to disappoint so many of you, I will not be going on any of the ozempic shots despite just having my third child. No judgment to those that do, but I just don't believe in the concept of a magic shot - everything has a price. *I also don't want my face to change.

Bad news for the rest of the league. @Celtics are going to be a problem again.

@repmorgan 🤣🤣🤣

Standing room only at the Vic Mellor Rally! This campaign is on 🔥! Come join us! #RIFirst

@LucasSa56947288 @BadFoxGraphics Fucking liars. Take their broadcast license.

Wow -- Fox & Friends this morning used a *old footage of a previous dignified transfer* to mislead their audience about the fact that Donald Trump wore a baseball cap during the one yesterday! (@BadFoxGraphics)

Awesome game — congrats to both teams for advancing #AUSvsJPN #WorldBaseballClassic2026