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Was playing music at work today and @ThisIsEver 's cover of "Pyro" came on. Near the end, a customer popped into the kitchen because he had to know who the cover artist was.

@DaveVescio It sounds believable enough, but I don't think any of the major manufacturers make spermicidal condoms anymore.

BREAKING NEWS: Teens are SNORTING entire condoms up their nose and out their mouth in the latest dangerous social media trend the “Condom-snorting Challenge.” Health experts warned of the choking hazard and that the spermicidal lube could lead to allergic reaction or infection.

@callpizzapls @zacxanderg @ItMeIRL You can only lose 10 karma on a comment even if it goes below -10.

@MaryMArmstrong May have seen it already on Reddit, but what if Trump is functionally illiterate? youtu.be/bd79UsXSLWg

#Google #QuickDraw asked for a spreadsheet, drew the Excel icon. #GotEm

@brokenlizard @StevenNardello Did you get one too?

@MaryMArmstrong How did the elephant get in the room and why does no one want to say anything about it?

It's official 2016 totally sucks. @Strawburry17 is taking an indefinite break. I can't fault her though. Tomorrow is a brighter day, Meghan.

@SeltzerPlease It's a Red Panda!!!!

@SpotifyCares Local music not linking to artist. Title, Artist, Album and Length all match Spotify's version. Difference in milliseconds?

@IBM your latest update to Trusteer Endpoint Security just broke IE11 on 2 machines I had to fix.

RWBY Vol. 3 is #1 on iTunes, is this real life? #RWBY #RedVsBlue #RoosterTeeth

Woke up to "Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit; it wasn't one of those days.

How can you cast Bradley James in a role where he doesn't have a British accent? It's just criminal.

I never expected my IT career to involve troubleshooting power cables tangled by balloons. #JustITThings #ITProblems

@MaryMArmstrong Actually, Yeah. If Trump doesn't reach the required delegates then the Special GOP delegates hold a re-vote.

I saw a license plate cover that used comic sans today. I felt a little nauseated, comic sans doesn't belong anywhere near a car.

Boss: Of the work you planned work to get done today, what got done? Me: None of it. Boss: So what /did/ get done? Me: Everything else.

Kinda fitting that after finishing Spider-Gwen Vol 1, I look over at my tv playing The Amazing Spider-Man 2 right at the death scene.

FYI @NVIDIAGeForce bsod issue is totally not isolated to multi-monitor setups.