A Somewhat-functional Adult

@uniquemoviemom Ah, the wonders of a primer-less round in a five-shot revolver.

This is the fastest way to make a criminal confess 😂

@ScorchedBliss The only way she's taller than he is and we all love the interactions.

First look at Alexa Bliss guest starring in Braun Strowman’s show on USA Network!

@MilitaryCooI His team name will probably be 'wrong way', if he's still allowed to be there.

@MbarkCherguia 'How to get shot by believing you're faster than a trigger pull 103'?

What would you call this technique?

@Crazymoments01 Shitty AI is what it is. That would have torn his arm off at the wrist, elbow, and then shoulder.

That's insane

@TrungTPhan It has to stay at eighty or below for... oh, sixty days for this to mean anything. Nobody who is buying oil right now is doing it on more than a thirty day contract with how the market's been, then another thirty days to deliver and begin processing (which is the bottleneck).

WTI oil back below $90 and nearing the key Landman Billy Bob benchmark: $78

@AstrosKnower My father broke a recliner's foot mechanism slamming it shut and jumping to his feet watching this.

You made it too easy.

@vanishingboy If you're buried more than five feet in the ground, this does nothing more than waste what little air you have. Oh, and the coffin isn't going to break unless it's a cheap one, so you're doubly screwed.

good advice if you find yourself in a buried coffin

@PublicEnemiesHQ have Kevin Owens show up and take Pat out ASAP, leaving it just Cody/Randy?

QUESTION! If you were in charge of booking WrestleMania how would you fix Randy Orton and Cody Rhodes’ storyline?

@mofromyt I'm sure that 'oi oi oi' part was kept from Karl and I'd pay to see his reaction to it.

kimiko mocking butcher is the best lol

@Adella_syg uh, no. Get a chain, a tow strap, or, I don't know, an actual tow hitch?

How to Tie the Correct Knot for Vehicle Towing! 🔗🔩

@Itx_moana knee replacement, partial. I think that's the lower portion.

@camibrown1984 You clearly don't remember back in the day when the first month of the season the Astros would suck wind, no matter how good the team had the potential to be.

Why do we always lose to such crappy teams? It’s just the craziest thing to me.

@luireigns A cautionary tale. As Paul Heyman put it, only one person deserved to die that night and it wasn't his wife or son.

What he did is horrible. But some believe that you can still separate what he did from his in-ring career. How do you remember Chris Benoit? Do you watch his matches?

@ndakuvumbuyesha AI slop. Next!

@1Cinematiczone If you are fighting a fair fight, you've made grave tactical decisions.

Goro was robbed of a fair fight

@JakeSladeUSA First of all, that's waste water, not oil. Secondly the bottleneck isn't drilling, it is on the production side. The last production facility was brought online back in the seventies. Get your facts right, idiot.

Check out how this long section of pipeline is installed. We need to do more of that here. Drill baby drill.

@Old_But_Gold50s Given the first one is an upright and the other two are not, there's a little confirmation bias in that, isn't it?

Can You Hear The Difference Between Cheap and Expensive Piano🤔

@gonziver Look, I get it, he's doing it for clicks or dudes are being dudes, but if you're not going to clean up the fucking mess, don't make it.

2500 millones de años para que se genere esa formación geológica y viene un tarado a hacerse un videíto para redes y patearlo.

@m_takewaka Start? No. Continue? Yes. If you want pork, go to the Carolinas or Kansas City. Ribs? KC or Nashville. Beef brisket and sausage? Texas.

My American friends, I'm facing a major problem here. When I say I want to eat American BBQ, some Americans say, "come to Texas," others say, "come to South Carolina," and still others say, "come to Missouri." I'm confused. Are you guys going to start a BBQ civil war?