Nick

Amen!

Dear No Kings Day Protesters, Oh, look what the fck dragged itself out of the basement again. You sad sacks of recycled 1960s bullshit are back for another glorious Saturday of pretending you matter. It’s No Kings Day, huh? More like No Life Day. Once again you're clogging up streets like the ball hair in Tim McBride's shower drain. It's so cute watching you wave your handmade signs while the rest of America is out living life. Meanwhile President Trump is still standing tall, still running the show, and you pathetic freaks are out there wasting your entire weekend like it’s your job. (Psst, we know you get paid) Newsflash, assholes! He’s not going anywhere. He’s not getting stopped. He's not slowing down. He’s not even breaking a f'n sweat. He is the President of the United States of America and you’re just a bunch of irrelevant clowns made up of woke dingleberries mixed with those crusty old hippies who peaked at Woodstock. You’re the same recycled idiots who showed up last time, and the time before that, and the time before that. Pathetic doesn’t even begin to cover it. You’re embarrassing. You're awkward. You're cringe-worthy. I feel secondhand embarrassment watching you people walk around aimlessly. You’re the human equivalent of that one sock that gets left in the dryer... Useless and lonely. And don’t even get me started on the recklessness of it all. Blocking roads, harassing families trying to get to the store, acting like your little temper tantrum is going to dethrone a man who’s already won the game you’re still pretending to play. Trump is laughing his ass off at you right now, probably from the Oval Office or Mar-a-Lago. You have no job, no hobbies and no friends who aren’t equally delusional. Just you, your sign and that lingering cloud of cat piss that follows you like a bad aura. You're a bunch of has-beens and never-weres, clinging to the fantasy that your shrieking will somehow change things. It doesn’t. It never has. It never will. So keep showing up, you glorious F-ups. Trump is not going anywhere, and neither are you stuck in your pathetic little loop of failure, smelling like regret and litter-box accidents. Enjoy the walk of shame back to your mom’s basement, you clowns. The country is moving on without you. Again. With zero respect, Mr. Star-Spangled MAGA

Make America Smart Again

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN 🇺🇸

There are times where my wife posts something that I wish I found first... This is one of those times. Love this 👇🏻

You keep comparing Trump to Hitler, ICE to the Gestapo, America to 1930s Germany. Fine. Let’s play your game. Let’s see what actually happens if the mask slips and your nightmare becomes real. Imagine the switch flips overnight. Trump doesn’t tweet anymore. He speaks once, calmly, on every screen at once. No more campaigns, no more debates, no more appeals to voters. Just orders. Congress is dissolved “for the duration of the emergency.” The courts are “reorganized.” The media outlets that spent years calling him Hitler are shuttered in a single dawn raid...transmitters smashed, editors vanished. The ones that remain read only what the new Ministry of Truth provides. ICE...no longer a bureaucracy in windbreakers...steps out in crisp black uniforms with silver death’s heads on the collars. The transformation is deliberate, theatrical, unmistakable. They don’t hide the symbolism; they revel in it. The message is simple: resistance is obsolete. And you? You’re first. Not because you’re the biggest threat...you’re not. You’re soft, disorganized, addicted to validation and dopamine hits from likes and retweets. You’re first because you’re loud, visible, and already self-identified. The regime needs examples early, while the memory of freedom is still fresh. Terror works best when people can still remember what they lost. They come for you at 4 a.m. No warrants, no livestreams, no body cams. Black vans, no plates. Doors kicked in. You’re dragged out in whatever you slept in, zip-tied, hooded. Your phones are confiscated and bricked on the spot. Your social media accounts are wiped. The algorithm no longer knows you exist. The holding facilities aren’t the border detention centers you loved to scream about. Those were holiday camps compared to what’s built now. These are repurposed warehouses in the middle of nowhere, ringed with razor wire and watchtowers. No NGOs, no lawyers, no press tours. You’re stripped, hosed down with ice water, issued a gray jumpsuit with a number. Your name is never spoken again. Interrogation is methodical. They already have everything...your posts, your group chats, your donor lists, your face from a thousand cameras. They just want you to admit what you are. Most of you break fast. You were never trained for this; you thought courage was a hashtag. You denounce your friends for a crust of bread and a blanket. The ones who don’t break… disappear deeper. No trials, no headlines. Just silence. The lucky ones get shipped to the new labor camps springing up in the desert. Guards who’ve been told you’re traitors, terrorists, enemies of the people. A beating for looking up. A bullet for trying to run. The unlucky ones are made examples on live broadcasts. Not many...just enough. A show trial that lasts twenty minutes. Then the public execution, streamed in high definition so everyone understands the new rules. Within six months the resistance is a ghost story whispered by people who no longer dare say your names. And the streets? Quiet. Just order. And fear. That, you stupid, comfortable, historically illiterate fucks, is what actual authoritarianism looks like. Not mean tweets. Not “fascist” rhetoric that hurts your feelings. Not even mass deportations of illegal immigrants...which, by the way, most of the country supports. You take for granted the right to call the president a tyrant to his face, to burn the flag, to riot without being shot in the street...and you think that proves the tyranny is already here. You have no idea how good you have it. You have no idea how fast it can all vanish. So keep rioting, keep smashing, keep comparing your democratic disappointments to the fucking Shoah. Just understand this: the real thing, when it comes, will not announce itself with a Trump tweet. It will arrive in the dark. With vans. And lists. And by then, no one will be left to hear you scream. 💀🔪

23% of all ICE arrests occur in Texas 2.2% occur in Minnesota A 10-fold difference Yet far more ICE-related violence is happening in Minnesota Why? Because Democrats are promoting and provoking violence in Minnesota Democrats do not hate violence Violence is their goal

Today’s weather report… ICE IS COMING.

The quickest way to get ICE out of your city is to allow them to do their fn job. You’re welcome.

Liberals hate all kinds of KINGS: Wor(KING). Thin(KING). Fact chec(KING). Ma(KING) sense… Is this why they love “No Kings” protests?

HA! This wins the internet today! 🏆

This is GOLD 🤣

Ilhan Omar does not represent Minnesota in the House, she represents Somalia. She’s a traitor.

Minnesota's weather is cloudy with a 100% chance of ICE.

The next step in the journey 🫡 #pROWGophers @maxtbro

🚨#BREAKING: President Donald Trump has said that Tim Walz is seriously retarded

Jesper Wallstedt in the month of November so far: 🌲 5-0-0 record 🌲 .970 SV% 🌲 0.99 GAA 🌲 3 shutouts 🌲 163 saves INSANE 🔥

s0m 🇺🇸 about yesterday's report: “There's nothing to be sad about in life. Don't be sad that it's over, be happy that it happened. If every single day was sunshine and rainbows, then not every day would feel like a blessing” Via: Twitch stream

@ThisIsHerm LOOOOOOOL