Nick Nolte's Mugshot
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Nick Nolte's Mugshot
@Nick_Nolte
Aw hell, sugar, I ain't affiliated with the actor Nick Nolte. I'm only a fictional entity based on his mugshot. Whatever the shit that means. (*spits*)
A catatonic state Katılım Ekim 2008
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Anyone says you can't get blood from a turnip never beat a steer to death with one.
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Ate a pot brownie and headed over to the Guitar Center. Later I realized I'd been playin Smoke in the Water for the last 6 hours.
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Rough night last night, still nursing this tusk wound.
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Hot damn, I really ran up the score on this truck stop shitter.
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Anybody see me last night? I collected this sack full of pigeons, but I can't remember what for.
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Also it's National Tequila Day so I'll be wearin my pants at half mast.
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TO MY NEIGHBORS: It's my front yard, I'll goddamn nap in it if I want to.
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Party at my house tomorrow, theme is backtats and switchblades. Tell your friends, especially if they're broads.
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Said it before but I'm serious this time: that's the last time I wake up inside a trash compactor.
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Was gonna clean these dead gophers outta the grill, but then I thought fuck it, flavor.
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Painted Stars and Stripes on my armadillo. Probably gonna grill it.
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Plannin to honor Canada by spendin the rest of Canada Day chasin beaver.
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Anyone who drinks antler juice he didn't knock off the deer and squeeze himself is a big sissy in Nolte's book.
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I don't know what the shit everyone's grabassin about, yellow robes hide piss stains. That's science. hollywoodreporter.com/news/nick-nolt…
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Just bit the ear off a Doberman who was mad doggin me. He had it comin.
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People are sayin' world's gonna end tomorrow. Sounds like horseshit to me, but I'm gonna polish off the resta these drugs just in case.
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