Nicki Gules

.@SasolSA you are so pathetic. I am moving house. A bakkie full of my goods. Your pump attendant fills diesel. Your staff say they will sort it out. Nothing has happened. My entire life is just sitting there and we must wait. Your head office Buhle Sibuyi is not answering.

Hello @MyJRA and @CityPowerJhb. Do you intend fixing the many traffic lights out on Barry Hertzog in Greenside/Emmarentia? It has been weeks of these outages and you have failed to repair them. Unacceptable.

Good morning @MyJRA. Can you urgently attend to the multiple traffic lights out on Bram Fischer. Its really disgraceful.

Hello @MyJRA There is a massive series of potholes in Bantam Drive, Blairgowrie. Please come and have a look. Only a matter of time before they cause a serious accident.

Good morning @TAKEALOT. I need to speak to an actual human about an issue I am having that is not addressed by your incredibly frustrating chatbot. Can you provide a number that actually works please

Hello to the service delivery resistant employees of @JHBWater. WHEN is the water outage in Blairgowrie, Randburg CBD and Robin Hills going to be resolved? And when are you going to communicate what is going on? Why do you have to be this bad?

Hi @JHBWater, your failure to communicate costs us airtime. We hold for your call centre that drops our calls. Can you let us know what is going on with no water in Blairgowrie please? Or is that too much to ask?

Good morning @JHBWater. There has been no water in Blairgowrie since last night. Also, your phone lines are down. Please provide an update.

Hello @CityPowerJhb. Please can you let us know when you will restore our power in Blairgowrie? You closed the ticket without doing the job. Can you communicate please

Hello @CityPowerJhb please can you update us on our power outage in Blairgowrie since very early this morning? Thank you

Good morning @MyJRA Traffic lights out at the corner of Wicklow and Emmarentia. And at M1 offramp and St Andrews. Please attend urgently

@bonglez Thank you Bongani 🙏🏼

@NickiGules Noted and please accept my apology. It wasn’t intentional.

Hi @bonglez, will you please attribute News24 when using our work? You did not attribute when you used our project The Secret this morning. We spent a whole lot of time and effort on that so some attribution would be appreciated. news24.com/southafrica/ne…

Good morning @MyJRA. Plenty traffic lights out, including M1S off ramp and Empire and Hunter and Bram Fischer in Blairgowrie. Please attend urgently.

Hello again @MyJRA Traffic chaos in Victory Park at cnr Victory and Tana. Lights flashing for days now. Will you fix please hle

Hello @Discovery_SA, your app sucks. Trying to pay for sportswear and your app fails to load, meaning no discount. You're a rip off in more ways than one.

To the excellence-free zone that is @vumatel. When are you going to attend to my line outage, please? 24 hours and nothing.

Hello to @MyJRA which remains unencumbered by excellence. Loch and Jan Smuts lights are out and causing mayhem. When will you be fixing, please?

Gold morning @MyJRA. Despite many reports, the lights at Victory and Tana are STILL flashing red. Should give up and stop reporting?

Hello @MyJRA there is traffic chaos in Linden with lights out at Victory & Tana, 1st Ave and Penelope, and 1st Ave and Craighall. Please urgently attend