Nicholas Walker Ph.D

Going Round the Bend on the QE2 or How to Cure a Nervous Breakdown for Under £50,000 Hilarious Travelogue! 60 published books and the one I wrote when I was mad is the best-seller! #Sale: Kindle £0.99/$0.99 Amazon £6.99/$3.95 a-fwd.to/5QR8YZh

BBCSCIENCE: Faced with new energy shock, Europe asks if reviving nuclear is the answer No! Nuclear fusion costs more in oil to make happen than you get out of it. Nuclear fusion might not but we can't do it! So, no!

INTHENEWS: A jury in LA has delivered a damning verdict for two of the world's most popular digital platforms, #Instagram and #YouTube...It could even be the beginning of the end of the social media era as we know it. Please let it be so...

INTHENEWS: #Olympic women's sport limited to biological females. And I thought they were all stupid! This simple edict has saved women's sport. Now what are you going to do about the female boxer who lost out?

BBCSCIENCE: #Higgs boson breakthrough was UK triumph, but British physics faces 'catastrophic' cuts. It's hard for me to agree with anything that the appalling #Kier supports but did you know that we could have built over 1000 hospitals for the price of CERN?

BBCSCIENCE: #CERN finally confirmed Higgs's theory by discovering the Higgs boson in 2014. Are you sure we found it? Are you absolutely sure? You can find anything if you keep changing the parameters of the research...

BBCNEWS: Are you cut out for living and working in Antarctica? No

#BBC Headline News: Quiz: Can you name every Winter Olympics host city? No

INTHENEWS: #SharonOsbourne invited to stand in local election. Councillor Robert Alden, leader of the city's Conservative group, wrote inviting her to stand for the party. Seriously? The wife of satanist Ozzy Osbourne? When people ask me why I live in Spain...that's why!

INTHENEWS: #Rome visitors face £2 Trevi Fountain charge. Good value, much better than the thieves at The Vatican are going to charge you! Don't forget to visit the nearby square, best place in Rome to have coffee...

INTHENEWS: Superhuman teen swims hours to save family stranded off Australian coast 2 miles in rough water! Respect!

INTHENEWS: Luxury watchmaker designs #$1.5m model with Indian #billionaire's statue. Isn't this the biggest mess you've ever seen in your life? It looks like something you'd get out of a cheap Christmas cracker!

INTHENEWS: Starmer sticks to his strategy - avoid provoking #Trump Yeeees! I'm impressed, there was me thinking the ghastly #Starmer had no brains at all!

@Kees_Jack Maybe you should direct your message to Trump rather than me? I hope he listens...

@Nicknackwalker We are not giving Greenland to US!

INTHENEWS: European military personnel arrive in #Greenland as #Trump says US needs island So, a small French Military Contingent has been sent to Greenland? Oh, that'll stop the US in their tracks...

INTHENEWS: Prince #Harry not planning to meet King on UK visit I bet he's relieved...

INTHENEWS: #Zelensky says he does not have clear security pledge from allies Yeah, last time we did that was for Poland and that led to WW2! All we need to do is to guarantee that we will never give NATO membership to: Ukraine, Moldova or Crimea...then McDonalds can set up again!

INTHENEWS: Treasury to cover Bayeux Tapestry for estimated £800m Seriously? Another boring day out. The British Museum should consider that just because something is old it doesn't make it art!

#Malaga: so I took my granddaughter to see the latest #Avatar 3 Effects were amazing, there's no plot but who cares? I have an idea to earn the makers more money: film one more fight scene then split the movie into 2 and release them as A3 & A4 3hrs 17 mins! Are you kidding ?

BBC HEADLINE: Officials discover a million more documents potentially related to #Epstein case...here we go again. Can anyone explain to me why the war in #Syria isn't being reported on? It can't just be that it is cheaper and safer to keep telling the same old story!

INTHENEWS: BBC Headline: #Andrew and #Epstein is the story that will not go away Yeah, and you know what #BBC? I reckon you're the only people left who give a flying fuck!