NickVsTheWorld
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NickVsTheWorld
@NickVsTheWorld
NJ born and raised. Baltimore now. Yankees/Giants/Knicks. Figuring it out as I go.
Katılım Ocak 2010
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It’s 90 degrees here, apparently we just decided to skip spring and go right to summer 🥵
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@nazzobetweeting I freaking love that you have been NJ tweeting so much lately. Keep em coming! (Also congrats on meeting CC)
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she just described new jersey
amanda@THECOOLISSUE
being in italy got me feeling horny and catholic for whatever reason
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@TiredElementary Whoa. They come in pink? Learn something new every day
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@si_yonce For real. Just give me hot dogs, pretzels, nachos and tenders. Make them affordable and plentiful. How the fuck do you even eat half this shit in your seat?
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I need for society to move away from the creation of completely inedible food for the sake of it being “instagramable”
Yankee Stadium@yankeestadium
Happy National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day! This homestand, you can get our limited edition Peanut Butter & Bacon Jelly Burger in Section 230 🍔👇 • Miso Peanut Butter Sauce • Double Beef Patty • Cheddar Cheese • Melinda's Habanero Berry Bacon Jelly • Sliced Pickles • Crispy Fried Onions • Brioche Bun
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@thereisnojayjay I hope someone with the proper technical acumen puts this over a 90s pop track
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Dude I’m sorry but your body movements look like you’re singing in a 90’s boy band music video. Looking like Nick Carter singing Everybody (Backstreet’s Back).
Mark Moran for U.S. Senate@itsmarkmoran
Today, I am putting Virginia & America First, to announce that I am running as an Independent for U.S. Senate.
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@si_yonce If you see a lanky man wearing a bright orange William Paterson University sweatshirt, do a shot with him. That’s my brother and he is fabulous. Let’s go Yanks!!
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“Vile, mean, beastly slut” he was so down bad
𖤓@Vigraharaja
Napoleon’s letter to Josephine, 1796
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I just wanna be the perfect mix of Shawn Micheals AND Brett Hart
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@wxxtie Hbd from your fellow flower and butterfly tattooed Aries!
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@tiramisutoni Dudes who are afraid of periods are so lame
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You're not trying to make strawberry shortcake with me??
22gunner@Gnar1104
A bitch will kiss you like this knowing fully well she got a pad on🤣
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the light bulb, the sopranos, shaquille o neal, whitney houston, bon jovi, bruce springsteen, peter dinklage, queen latifah, james gandolfini, my chemical romance, frank sinatra, meryl streep, danny devito, jack nicholson, michael b. jordan, g.r.r. martin, etc. NJ is goated. cope!
Will 🇩🇪@WillExists_
A grand total of like 3 good things have *ever* come out of the state of New Jersey, i will not stand for Boston slander coming from there
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@tiramisutoni Please tell me nobody actually told you this.
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"You have a big forehead and no lips"
Ok and you have no savings account or anyone that loves you...
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Treat me nice Tuesday. Toe shoes Tuesday. Tushy Tuesday. Tiramisu Toni Tuesday
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@tiramisutoni Few things more satisfying than leaving a cleanly picked rotisserie chicken carcass
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For science, the rotisserie chicken i bought at Costco yesterday yielded 50oz of chicken
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@wxxtie You’re an awesome mom. Please tell him not to be embarrassed. Baseball is HARD! I coach 8-10 year olds. They’re all still growing and learning their bodies. Keep at it buddy! It’s the best sport in the world.
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