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Nicolas Anduuru
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A man of the world. GeneralIy impartial and unbiased.
Nairobi, Kenya Katılım Ekim 2017
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🚨BREAKING: A Virginia circuit court has refused to block the implementation of Democrats’ new congressional map, which voters approved in a statewide special election last week. democracydocket.com/news-alerts/vi…
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🚨BREAKING: Virginia court REJECTS Republican lawsuit in challenging the legislature’s authority to alter the 2021 congressional map. A HUGE victory for our client the DCCC and the voters of Virginia. Another defeat for the GOP. democracydocket.com/cases/virginia…
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Mrs. Thompson was a sweet elderly woman with a very loud morning routine. Every day she stepped onto her front porch, lifted her hands, and called out,
“Praise the Lord!” for the whole neighborhood to hear.
Her new neighbor, Mr. Jenkins, had just moved in and didn’t share her beliefs. Each time he heard her shout, he’d yell back, “There is no Lord!”
This back-and-forth went on morning after morning without fail.
One freezing winter day, Mrs. Thompson prayed a little harder than usual.
“Praise the Lord,” she cried, “I have no food and I’m so hungry—please help me.”
The next morning, she opened her door and found bags of groceries on her porch.
She raised her hands again and shouted, “Praise the Lord! He has provided!”
Suddenly, Mr. Jenkins jumped out and said, “There is no Lord—I bought those groceries!”
Mrs. Thompson lifted her arms and said, “Praise the Lord—He provided groceries and made the devil pay for it!”
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A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
"Well," said her mother. “How was the honeymoon?"
“Oh, Mama," she replied. “The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..."
Suddenly she burst out crying, "But, Mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language -- things I'd never heard before! I mean all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to take me home... PLEASE MAMA!"
"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said. "Calm down! You need to stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT 4-letter words?"
"Please don't make me tell you, Mama," wept the daughter. “I'm so embarrassed! They’re just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!"
“Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama...he used words like dust, wash, iron, and cook..."
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