Nicole Frier

My main goal in life is to be a panelist on #Taskmaster

I prefer to begin telling fairytales as my son did when he was four: “One possum time…” #kids #possumtime #marsupials #alternativestorytelling

I remember putting milk in the cart. But I didn’t have any when I got home, nor was I charged for it. …I must have put it into *somebody else’s* cart. 🛒😬 #oops

“I’m just eating a dream pizza.” - sleepy son, whom I’m trying to wake for school

I may have the healthiest clothes ever (realized after doing laundry that I’d left a vitamin in my pants pocket)

Me: If you get married one day, try to find someone who you can laugh with. Things like beauty will start to fade away. Son (8): Yeah! Like yours!

I walked FACE-FIRST INTO A SPIDERWEB. IN THE DARK. Did I die? Maybe. If so, this feels a lot like regular life, which is both reassuring & disappointing. 🕸 #leaveamessage #illcallyouback

Could we please agree to call them "plus" and "minus" screwdrivers? It’s hard to remember which one Phillip invented.

Son (10) after En Vogue song ends: “Welp, consider my mind freed.”

@PedroPascal1 in @NickCageMovie may be my favorite character that I’ve ever watched. #MassiveTalent indeed.

Fun fact: if you tell a toddler the "music truck" is coming, it's still exciting and yet you don't have to kill yourself trying to get out of the house in time to catch the ice cream truck. #ParentingIsHard

I want to be invited to #Cocomelon themed kid’s birthday party so I can dress up like a chameleon and then act like I didn’t understand the assignment

@ChrisQ_1 🍩

Reply with an emoji and I’ll recommend a musical for you. GO.

Always fun playing the “which app did I accidentally delete?” game

Dear FBI: yes, I did accidentally leave the gym with their towel today. But I will return it tomorrow. Please do not take me in.

You don’t have to make video game sounds while vacuuming, but I recommend it

@Bad_Movies_Rule I agreeee

Balancing the teams expectations with your own vision of things can be tricky. Some think we're a movie podcast, and we are. But personally, I see it as a comedy podcast first, a movie podcast second.

PSA: Don’t mistake rice vinegar for coffee/tea syrup 😩

Medical research is important! So glad to participate in that today. For massage therapy students. (OK… I got a massage)

“You can still have a case of the Mondays on a Tuesday” - my kid (10)