Black Santa

Ride or Die females go through so much shit for a nigga they love, But ya'll gotta stop being so damn dumb & know when to ride the fuck out!

If you're 13 & under & have a Twitter, that's cheating. You gotta start from Myspace ----> Facebook ----> Twitter. Just like everybody else.

I hate it when women say, "all men want is sex." It's a stereotype and total bullshit... A blow job would be nice too...

Females will stop speakin to their friends over the littlest things, but will forgive the same trifling ass dude a millions times.

Spend your life with who makes you happy, not who you have to impress.

"Single and ready to mingle" ? Naw nigga, you're just a Loner with a Boner.

School for 12 years, college for 4 years... then you work until you die. Great.

Rick Ross be rapping about cars he can't even fit in.

When I kill a spider, I don't clean it up, I leave it there so the rest of the spiders know not to fuck with me.

Twitter has a bird as its logo, that's why when you join you're an egg. And your home button is a birdhouse. But why I am getting this now?

Bitches be dark as 11:59, talking 'bout they mixed. Mixed with what? Dirt and oil?

If you cheat on me, fuck you. Fuck your sorry. Fuck what we had. Fuck your mind. & Fuck your guilt. Just die hoe.

I Can Meet 10 Girls , Fuck 9 , Talk To 8, Laugh w/ 7 , Run Behind 6 , Like 5, Go Out With 4, Get Used To 3 , Kiss 2 , But Only Love 1

Mom: "What happened to ___ *insert old friend name*? You used to be close." Me: "Fuck that bitch."

Niggas nowadays worried about "getting bitches" how about you get a WOMAN. Bitches come and go like the seasons.

I heard the new NBA 2K13 is so real that when Kobe gets the ball, the pass button just stops working.

First week of school it's a damn fashion show! Next week, hoes be coming to school looking like "All my life I had to fight"

Carrying 15 grocery bags in each hand because two trips are for pussies..

Don't ever be ashamed of who you are, Unless you a hoe..

Only black people act like "dark skin" & "light skin" are two different races..