Nightshift Worker

At work, I can monitor numerous radio frequencies, while on the phone at the same time having a conversation with my coworker. But off duty i can't remember what you just told me 30 seconds ago..

@theliamnissan Dude thinks he is the Architect of the Matrix 😆

I believe there is a God. Huge difference between me and Elon. Huge

Elon thinks we live in a simulation. You are all just NPCs to him, I am not kidding

Why is it that every gym I go to has Fox News on , just glancing at the screen, I feel like I’m losing brain cells 😆 Fox News is the “National enquirer “ for old people 😆

@MidnoirCowboy Agreed 😆

I'd say we're approaching RoboCop-level dystopia.

Disturbance: 178th and W Center Rd. Caller says a juvenile threw eggs at her white BMW. #OmahaScanner

@Dodgers 😎

#DodgersWin! FINAL: #Dodgers 4, Padres 3

Caller said his 13 y/o son is not listening and poured hot water on their dogs.

@LucifersTweetz “Everyone has their Waterloo” This definitely going to be Trumps Waterloo, little big horn, Vietnam all rolled in to one big humiliation, unfortunately our military is going to pay the price for this monumental failure

The no new wars guy has 50,000 troops in the Middle East right now.

I gave up cheese for Lent and it’s literally all I want right now. 😫🧀

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@MidnoirCowboy @TMZ 😳

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The Kuwaiti Army again says that they are actively working to intercept a wave of Iranian missile and drone attacks, saying that any explosions heard are the result of interceptions of Iranian ordnance.

@FrozenTrekkie The ads are 🗑️

@NightshiftWorkr Pretty much, and the dumb ads are back.

Man, every time I login to this app, especially the past couple of weeks 😳😆

@vcdgf555 You get a drone attack, you get a missile attack

More hostile missile and drone attacks, Kuwait.

@Lakers 😎

@MLB @LevyRestaurants @Dodgers

The Dodgers will have a watermelon habanero margarita that you can get in a souvenir water cooler cup 🤩 It features tequila shaken with fresh lime juice and a house watermelon-habanero mix, served over ice with a Tajín-dusted rim (via @LevyRestaurants)

@SinCityAlerts This pretty much happens on any given night in Vegas 😆

Las Vegas -Casino Security on the LV Strip responding to a hotel room. Male caller reporting he’s been up drinking and gambling for several days and is “starting to see reptiles all over his room” Subject requesting security respond to confirm the reptiles aren’t real.

@xLittleLacyx Slim chickens is pretty good 👍

Door dash charge was $39 for Canes. One meal. Slim Chickens delivery option on their website was $25. Same amount of food.

@CalDisasters You are 100% correct, my bad 😆

Not again at all. Trump stops all the wars because he’s the President of peace and has ended NeoCon Forever Wars and Nation-Building and Regime Change and being the World’s Policeman and he’s too smart to be manipulated by Netanyahu just as he was too smart to be manipulated by Putin.