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Eddie Butita,It greatly pains me to have to explain such simple verity to you. And I am sad that I might have in the past over estimated your capacity to reason because what the fuck is this comparison? My company though small, has technicians on salary,5 of them,I have created employment. At least I have tried. But you,what you’re talking about my friend,is Tokenism. You have come back here to praise the same illness that has eaten the brothers you left in the ghetto in kariobangi,and for what? Hii sini kama kusema sakaja created employment for the goons he hired to throw us stones in CBD. What are these goons doing now? Si wamegeuka wezi,si ndio hawa wanaibia wamama simu hapa ngong road in broad daylight because of hunger What has led you to think we can cure diarrhea by stitching the anus my brother Boot eater! ? Why cant this government you have decided to die for,give us a country we deserve. Yet we both know its not impossible. Ni nini mbaya? Nataka ukikaa chini tena na huyo president wenu ,mwambie nimesema yeye ni ghasia. Mwambie ni kimani wa CCTVs. And if he wants 100 reasons why I would say so,My pen is aching to put them down on paper. WANTAM!

@eddiebutita Enyewe we ni falaaa

Selective intelligence. Ni same tu na vile unawekanga cctv na siku moja na unaenda kwa client next, ama come kesho uinstall cctv kwangu for 30 days.

@gladyswanga @santi_davitso Yudhe....

Had a lively tête-à-tête with the amazing Gen Zs from Homa Bay Town who dropped by the office for a courtesy visit! Wote wako KADI!

@gladyswanga Ata wewe unajua Riggy G ako right.....kiaaawA

Statement on the reckless and tribal outbursts by impeached former Deputy President Rigathi Gachagua

Stronger than ever

@makhaspa @georgenjoroge_ Sorry?? Why the guy is in heaven bana

@georgenjoroge_ I thought in cCentral there's no witchcraft as you guys are so advanced in civilization..anyway feel sorry for the old man

It’s either my uncle Waruthu is heavily bewitched… or the man is the luckiest dropout kikuyu in the history of Kenya. This man dropped out in Class 6. No degree. No biashara. No master plan. Just inherited land and some anointed timing. He starts in Kingeero with a plot left by his father. Then boom Western Bypass construction comes slicing through it, then KeNHA appears and tells him, “Waruthu, kindly move, but first collect your 16 million.” Now a serious man would sit down, call a fundi, maybe an architect, maybe even think of rentals, biashara, mabati ya tenants, something sensible. Not Waruthu. Waruthu buys land in Gitaru for 4 million, puts up a 3-bedroom house, then takes the rest of the money and launches a one-man campaign of alcohol, women and complete financial vandalism. The man did not spend money. He attacked it. Two years later, before the dust even settles, KeNHA returns again. This time for the Gitaru-Kikuyu interchange. I’m not joking. Same man. Same story. Same government. Another cheque. 19 million. At this point you stop calling it luck. This is now a calling. He moves to Manguo near Limuru town, buys about three-quarter acre, builds again for around 4 million, then does exactly what he had done before. Not almost. Not roughly. Exactly. House first, then the balance is taken hostage by bars, women and enjoyment until nothing remains except memories and hangovers. Any other human being would learn. Waruthu? Waruthu behaves like a man who thinks compensation is a monthly salary. Then last November Ruto launches the Rironi-Nakuru-Mau Summit Road project. Now tell me why this man’s land is again sitting next to the highway like it had been booked in advance. Again the government comes. Again they acquire. Again Waruthu is paid. This time 25 million. You people, there are men who hustle for 20 years and never smell 5 million. This fool has made a full career out of being removed by road projects. He doesn’t farm. He doesn’t build wealth. He doesn’t invest. He just keeps positioning himself where tarmac will eventually develop feelings. The last report we got was that he had moved to Ponda Mali in Nakuru. Either there’s a powerful mganga somewhere blessing his land papers… or God has a very twisted sense of humour when it comes to my uncle. The man is turning Kenyan infrastructure into his personal ATM. Respect. 😂

@Misa_Roumi Go Tehran Go Tehran Go Tehran

Tel Aviv now. We are exhausted by this miserable situation; enough is enough.😥💔

Kenyans are on board. Thank you all

@_mpekethu_ Mbwa

Avocado hazinanga taste, I think it’s time we stopped pretending🙏🏾

TIME HAS COME.

Naks hoooyeee? Tunakuja Nakuru.

@EstherPassaris "Especially io picha ameshika chicken....."

I finally met Kennedy Arnold, the young man who once held up a sign hoping to meet me. Sometimes, all it takes is a sign… and a little faith. Today, we shared a meal, stories, and a glimpse into his world. What do you think we spoke about? #HappyEasterWithNGAAF #NairobiCounty

Israeli haters lets gather here.

@KagutaMuseveni Not yet d34d.

Fellow Ugandans, especially the Bazzukulu. Greetings once again. We wish you a Happy Easter. God bless you.

Arsenal Women are out of the Women’s FA Cup. 😔

@themayor_ke Ther nyang

"Wewe Sifuna haujasoma. Unadanganywa na Babu mwenye ako na degree kumi unatolea Rais Ruto kifua, na hiyo kifua yako tukiiangalia hata haifai"

@georgediano Ofuo kotiii

You might think Gachagua is tribal until you meet this imbecile.

@petergotmotion Wait and see

never seen a ngga make it out the hood through sports betting.

The only way we can end corruption in Kenya!