Nikc Cafardo

Personal announcement: My best friend Elun Mosk has offered me a once in a lifetime opportunity to be one of the first 10 people to travel to Mars. Sadly, that means I will not be able to report on fakebaseball until I return. But I came back from 2 comas before, so don't worry.

Sources tell me this is not the first time the Cubs have offered both Tweegy and Johnson in a trade package this season.

BB Bambino Jr to the Cubs pending physicals

The Phillies are intent on boosting shortstop depth after failed negotiations with an NL West team

The Red Sox are not looking at other players that share the same position as Nate Lewis, despite being one of the finalists for his free agency

P Daniel Collins will likely come back to the Indians within a few days, a team source tells me

Sources tell me that before demanding a trade, Dane Konrad went on a tirade in the clubhouse regarding his playing time. He also reportedly talked directly to members of the Phillies to try and get traded there, but obviously, that did not work out for him

This leaves the Giants with one pitcher, unless Vader continues to play in game as one

Trade Alert: Eric Cowan, a draft pick, and the Indians' balls headed to SFG in exchange for Dane Konrad

Wade Wilson has been suspended 3 games by Tampa Bay following repeated cases of PMing batters what the “pitch” was

@ejpoock Should have clarified. He's a prospect that played for the Trenton Thunder last season after coming back from a scopolamine suspension. He is an international signing from 2014

@NikcCafardo Who is Mahogany?

Regarding the Mahogany rumors: the Yankees have yet to tell GMs he's officially on the block or that they are shopping him. Any talks have stemmed from rumors earlier today

i guess

There have been plenty of rumors surrounding the Rockies' clubhouse recently, with Henrik Omega and Dick McScrotingotn reportedly getting into some sort of shouting match. However, there is reason to believe this is just a smokescreen

The Indians are also reportedly in on Rich Mahogany, but there's now word on if they have sent an official offer into the Yankees yet

Rich Mahogany seems to prefer to stay in the division if he does happen to be traded. Although it's unlikely that he has the choice, sources say some Devil Rays' officials have contacted Mahogany about his willingness to join the team

Cleveland P Penny Lane is reportedly upset that he is not being traded. Which means he hasn’t been traded, if you thought that for some reason

Dick McScrotington is seemingly very upset regarding the rumors he could be traded to the Mets, he prefers to play somewhere with a more stable clubhouse and a better stadium

The Indians are eerily quiet on the inevitable deal of Tom Crean now. One source tells me there are new discussions

Tequila blew up on Rich for asking to be traded without coming to him first. Artanis Jones tried to break it up but took the heat too. Both want out.