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NikkiMacncheese

@NikkiMacCallum

Author, comic, speaker, aggressive bath taker

NYC Katılım Ağustos 2009
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Saeed Jones
Saeed Jones@theferocity·
We’re overdue for a class action lawsuit about airplane WiFi.
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NikkiMacncheese
NikkiMacncheese@NikkiMacCallum·
Why does Baby Shark have the biggest family tree?
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NikkiMacncheese
NikkiMacncheese@NikkiMacCallum·
Do you ever throw stale cool ranch Doritos in the trash so you won’t eat the rest of the bag and then five hours later eat them out of the trash? Asking for a friend.
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NikkiMacncheese
NikkiMacncheese@NikkiMacCallum·
I was always sure I wanted kids until it was time to have kids and seeing my friends go through it it makes me think I might want to adopt. A highway.
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NikkiMacncheese
NikkiMacncheese@NikkiMacCallum·
My favorite thing about Panera is in a city it’s fast food but in a suburb it’s fine dining.
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NikkiMacncheese
NikkiMacncheese@NikkiMacCallum·
I don’t understand mini soda cans. They’re the thimbles of soda cans. When I hold one I don’t know whether to drink it or play monopoly.
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eric eidelstein
eric eidelstein@ericeidelstein·
Me in 2016 taking an Ativan so I could tolerate being at Yankee Stadium
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NikkiMacncheese
NikkiMacncheese@NikkiMacCallum·
The best part about eating dinner in the bathtub is that there are no dishes in the sink.
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Nat Peters
Nat Peters@NatPetersNYC·
Any religious folks out there have a good recipe for Holy Guacamole??
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NikkiMacncheese
NikkiMacncheese@NikkiMacCallum·
A salad without croutons is sad.
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NikkiMacncheese
NikkiMacncheese@NikkiMacCallum·
Remember that question “where do you see yourself in ten years?”.......
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NikkiMacncheese
NikkiMacncheese@NikkiMacCallum·
A homeless man just called me a C... but he was wearing a mask so I gave him money
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NikkiMacncheese
NikkiMacncheese@NikkiMacCallum·
The zipper just broke on the only pants that still fit me ... or so I thought #2020
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NikkiMacncheese
NikkiMacncheese@NikkiMacCallum·
I was freaking out about a big work presentation today then I looked at my screen and realized I was presenting to three cats. #2020
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