NikkiMacncheese

In honor of salons reopening here’s a look at my hair care in quarantine. @madisonreedllb Full video can be seen at youtube.com/watch?v=uGQ3Bn…

We’re overdue for a class action lawsuit about airplane WiFi.

@willpurpura Hahahahha

I won my office’s ugly sweater contest. I didn’t know there was a contest, I just put on my favorite sweater and went to work. #holidays #uglysweater #winning

Why does Baby Shark have the biggest family tree?

Get tix to see @Subhah @Alingon @JoshAdamMeyers @CarmenLagala @NikkiMacCallum & more tonight on our 10:15PM! newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/subhah-…

Do you ever throw stale cool ranch Doritos in the trash so you won’t eat the rest of the bag and then five hours later eat them out of the trash? Asking for a friend.

I was always sure I wanted kids until it was time to have kids and seeing my friends go through it it makes me think I might want to adopt. A highway.

My favorite thing about Panera is in a city it’s fast food but in a suburb it’s fine dining.

I don’t understand mini soda cans. They’re the thimbles of soda cans. When I hold one I don’t know whether to drink it or play monopoly.

@ericeidelstein God bless Ativan.

Me in 2016 taking an Ativan so I could tolerate being at Yankee Stadium

The best part about eating dinner in the bathtub is that there are no dishes in the sink.

@KristenDDowns 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

My friend, the talented @NikkiMacCallum has expanded her #songwriting repertoire to #RoeVWade #ReproductiveRights. I highly recommend you give a listen.

In 1973 the Supreme Court made a decision… #RoeVWade #ReproductiveRights #education #SCOTUS #song

Any religious folks out there have a good recipe for Holy Guacamole??

A salad without croutons is sad.

Remember that question “where do you see yourself in ten years?”.......

A homeless man just called me a C... but he was wearing a mask so I gave him money

The zipper just broke on the only pants that still fit me ... or so I thought #2020

I was freaking out about a big work presentation today then I looked at my screen and realized I was presenting to three cats. #2020

@sarahcpr @geoffedgers Great article!!!! ❤️

Thank you so much to @geoffedgers for this beautiful article - WHICH INCLUDES A FEW PICS FROM MY SPECIAL AHHHHHHH washingtonpost.com/arts-entertain…